Everton Transfer Thread 2016

[Lee Smith]

All these awful Snooker puns yet no-one has even tried to put some positive spin on this potential transfer

 

[Marco Polo]

Islam Slimani?

 

[ggooggooggoo]

I don't know if it's down to the number of people I have on ignore or not, but it seems remarkably calm in here today.....

DID SOMEONE SAY SOMETHING??????

 

[Eggs]

Well that's you outed!

.....Judith Durham, I remember her well. Don't forget, I'm very old.

 

[Marco Polo]

DID SOMEONE SAY SOMETHING??????

Yes; I said Islam Slimani?

 

[agboehm]

Like many others here, I find myself vacillating between calling for heads and calling for patience, and I think, both ideas could be right.

On the positive, Ron must have said something to Rom to quell his calls for transfer. On the negative some promises must have been made, promises of new players. And promises aren't fulfilled by rumors and bids. New players must be brought in sooner rather than later.

It's not too difficult to envision a near future where no adequately big names are brought in, we lose 2-0 to Spurs, Rom submits transfer request, we line up with Kone and mirallas in week two and panic pay an arm and a leg plus 30 mil for Enner Valencia and Shane Long.

I'm probably exaggerating and spiraling into negativity, but some signings in the next couple weeks are vital. Longer it goes on the more chance of jumping ship and overpaying for targets. Must be an Everton fan trait to assume the worst.

Ok, there's my fan fiction for the week.

 

[RickyMartin]

I see Man City are going after Reece Oxford after he turned down a contract earlier in the summer.

Superb player with immense potential, would be a great addition if we could be bothered actually doing any transfers.

 

[roydo]

They're jarg Australians, the majority of them were born in and around Glasgow.

So were The Easybeats. And one was Dutch.

And so were AC/DC.

Oh, transfer thread.

Soz.

 

[Blue Cally]

Came in here for some Everton transfer news must be the wrong thread!

 

[ultra]

Came in here for some Everton transfer news must be the wrong thread!

There is NO TRANSFER NEWS, mate. People are just filling the void...

 

[Yid4life]

Put him in touch with @Yid4life , he may be a bit lonely ?

Sorry mate, not followed the rest of thread. What's occurring?

 

[thebluenosebolt]

It's sunny out...us brits don't see much, I'm guessing were all out enjoying the day

 

[ham2]

Hopefully moshiri being in the city means movement on ins

 

[lancs blue]

no news is good news then again bad news when everton are concerned

 

[Neiziro]

I see Man City are going after Reece Oxford after he turned down a contract earlier in the summer.

Superb player with immense potential, would be a great addition if we could be bothered actually doing any transfers.

No ta. Got absolutely bullied by Lukaku and got hooked at half time when we last played them.