Everton Transfer Thread 2016

[jaycee]

Morning guys, drove in today as I was running a bit late. Had a freezing cold shower and it was wonderful, got in nice and early and opened all the office windows as we don't have air con, now just enjoying the sounds and sights of the market stalls outside my window. We've got a stall selling cd's and clothing you'd associate with yardies, but they're playing country music and Celine Dion, which is a bit odd.

Got a man selling fruit and veg who periodically shouts "COME ON YOOOOOOU SPURS", not sure if he has tourettes or something. Poundworld got evacuated first thing this morning as well, lots of disgruntled shoppers wandering around like their world had fallen apart.

Anyhow, I digress. At least we'll have a signing to look forward to today, albeit it an off field one rather than a player.

#Pray for poundworld

 

[The Esk]

I was going to do a front page article for the site, @GrandOldTeam appears not to be so keen on the idea for some reason.

Shame, I think "a day in the life of......" would be a great feature

 

[Bungle]

Shame, I think "a day in the life of......" would be a great feature

I'm willing to provide it as a service for anyone struggling to sleep, throw away the melatonin and just read a paragraph of my drivel instead and they'll sleep like a baby.

 

[COYBL25]

He's here every Tuesday and Friday doing it, he has various other shouts but I've got no idea what he's on about.



I was going to do a front page article for the site, @GrandOldTeam appears not to be so keen on the idea for some reason.

Put him in touch with @Yid4life , he may be a bit lonely ?

 

[COYBL25]

Shame, I think "a day in the life of......" would be a great feature

There's definitely a few candidates -

My nominations along with @Bungle would be :

@Ashtonian and @Baines' left foot

 

[Zaschrona]

Begovic - Coleman, Koulibaly, Funes Mori, Baines - Witsel, Carvalho - Mata, Barkley, Mirallas - Lukaku
Robles - Tete, Jagielka, Martins Indi, Oviedo - Besic, Barry - Deulofeu, Cleverley, Lennon - Bony
+ Stekelenburg, Connolly, Holgate, Galloway, Davies, Ledson, Dowell, Tarashaj, Henen, Haller

Something like this?

 

[neil999]

There's definitely a few candidates -

My nominations along with @Bungle would be :

[B]@Ashtonian[/B] and @Baines' left foot

that would be AMAZING

 

[Marco Polo]

Morning All...

@The Esk ; you seem quite chipper this morning Sir...I also have the feeling that today is the day...my #NITK status is on the line...patience though...

 

[The Esk]

Morning All...

@The Esk ; you seem quite chipper this morning Sir...I also have the feeling that today is the day...my #NITK status is on the line...patience though...

I'm straining at the bit mate lol

 

[TheHumbleEgg]

I'm away at the end of the week and have today decided I shan't take laptop, the kids can leave their kindles & pad doo-dahs and I'm disabling the netty on m'phone. I'll also avoid newspapers (remember them?)...

Can you imagine the sheer joy & elation I'm gonna experience on my early August return...all them signings.

Oooooh....excited...

 

[neil999]

I'm straining at the bit mate lol

@Bungle???????? let him go

 

[Chimpy Glassman]

Something might be happening today? I hope so.

 

[billytoffee]

I'm away at the end of the week and have today decided I shan't take laptop, the kids can leave their kindles & pad doo-dahs and I'm disabling the netty on m'phone. I'll also avoid newspapers (remember them?)...

Can you imagine the sheer joy & elation I'm gonna experience on my early August return...all them signings.

Oooooh....excited...

As your missus would no doubt say - prepare to be disappointed !

 

[madkiwi]

I'm straining at the bit mate lol

Metamucil.

 

[RickyMartin]

Open yer wallet Moshiri yer chancerrrrrr