Everton Transfer Thread 2016

[Connor]

This

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[germanblue]

German TV shows a report about Pelle. His favourite number is 9 and in all his clubs he wears either 9, 19 or 29. Sign him and give him the famous number 9 Everton shirt.

 

[Librarian]

Well this beats the snot out of fighting off circling vultures and last minute ever-loaning the scraps left over from the big table

 

[Azza]

Wait a minute... Shez on TEH says there's something in it...

 

[Darth Vader]

Wait a minute... Shez on TEH says there's something in it...

???

 

[marnie]

Wait a minute... Shez on TEH says there's something in it...

At work........... something in what mate ?

 

[riddick]

Wait a minute... Shez on TEH says there's something in it...

Theres somethign in what?

 

[TheFinnFan]

Wait a minute... Shez on TEH says there's something in it...

Wut?

 

[Connor]

Oh Jesus Christ.

 

[ianefc]

Wait a minute... Shez on TEH says there's something in it...

Why are you saying this in the form of a reply.....yet the show ignored content 'tab' isn't avaliable.

 

[jongre123]

Absolutely no chance.

 

[Connor]

HAHAHAAH LEWAGOL.

 

[AaronTheBlue]

we won't be signing lewandowski like, at all.

 

[longers]

deary me

 

[123_efc]

Silly season has well and truly started