Everton Transfer Thread 2016

[Ashtonian]

BREAKING: Everton

When does that start mate?

Moshiri as a meth dealer should be fun to watch

 

[chopper6]

Mods??! Last few pages of utter rubbish and pathetic attempts to be funny/ derail thread is so 2015 transfer thread. Thought we'd moved on..

 

[chicoazul]

"Full of"? Like your balls every night before uncle Ian comes home?

There is one story and it's that Koeman has a massive bust: it is full of milk and is ready to burst just like your uncle Ian.

"BUT IT'S NOT REAL MILK UNCLE IAN!!!"

"Shhhhh," said uncle Ian as the scene fades to black.

???????????

 

[Groucho]

Twitter full of storys that Koeman has had a massive bust up

No smoke without fire

"Full of"? Like your balls every night before uncle Ian comes home?

There is one story and it's that Koeman has a massive bust: it is full of milk and is ready to burst just like your uncle Ian.

"BUT IT'S NOT REAL MILK UNCLE IAN!!!"

"Shhhhh," said uncle Ian as the scene fades to black.

Who with?

Himself?

 

[ianefc]

"Full of"? Like your balls every night before uncle Ian comes home?

There is one story and it's that Koeman has a massive bust: it is full of milk and is ready to burst just like your uncle Ian.

"BUT IT'S NOT REAL MILK UNCLE IAN!!!"

"Shhhhh," said uncle Ian as the scene fades to black.

Let's not link Ian and Nonce stories Mr Caught.

 

[chicoazul]

Mods??! Last few pages of utter rubbish and pathetic attempts to be funny/ derail thread is so 2015 transfer thread. Thought we'd moved on..

Sorry mate. For a moment a few of us clearly forgot that idle transfer speculation tripe is very serious business.

Back on topic lads. Heard a whisper that there's a French lad with lightening pace who just followed Everton's Director of Comms on Instagram.

Anyone got flight aware?

 

[gaino92]

How about we have two separate threads? One for fm/fifa teds and another for actual links..........

 

[Maxwell]

How about we have two separate threads? One for fm/fifa teds and another for actual links..........

Hi have you met @chicoazul??

 

[Moomin]

How about we have two separate threads? One for fm/fifa teds and another for actual links..........

We did that last season, I had the privilege of being thread banned from both.

Came at me now @Woolly Blue

 

[gaino92]

Hi have you met @chicoazul??

I do not know of this @chicoazul chap! Sounds like a delightful fellow

 

[chicoazul]

Hi have you met @chicoazul??

I have and he's a biff.

 

[Zatara]

Kovacic isn't a holding midfielder though?

His best games for inter were at 10 or as a box to box player. He was never the player that sat back

Hea a pretty average 10. Best at box to box or as a deep lying playmaker.

 

[gaino92]

I have and he's a biff.

Got a massive head I've heard. Rivals the Easter island heads in size

 

[Zatara]

Seen him play some games in the Alonso role, deep playmaker

Brilliant there, pinging the ball about and strong dribbles through the centre. Ideal for us.

 

[Toffeelover]

Rumour Mill has it that we are after Grosicki and possibly Kovacic??