Everton Transfer Thread 2016

[Darth Vader]

Woman on Instagram saying we are in for Defoe

 

[andy4efc]

2 mate. Ibra and Bally

Ibra isn't signed yet, but the point I'd make there is that he's obvious quality and you wouldn't really need to assess the squad to know what hes gonna add....

Same in the way that it's painfully obvious we need a goalkeeper.

 

[chicoazul]

Woman on Instagram saying we are in for Defoe

That was yer mar replying to me asking her does she do chews for a nicker.

Your autospell put an extra "e" on her answer.

 

[chicoazul]

I think we need to make a statement of intent lads or everyone is gonna keep on just pure buzzing off us.

Gerrard back home as first team coach EFC.

 

[Milkman]

There's a fella on JustEat saying we're in for Clint Dempsey. Not sure how ITK.

 

[Darth Vader]

That was yer mar replying to me asking her does she do chews for a nicker.

Your autospell put an extra "e" on her answer.

Ohhhh, Good one that

Nerd

 

[chicoazul]

Lads. Pirlo.

Don't shoot the messenger.

 

[dan78]

Lass on chaturbate says to expect movement shortly

 

[Bally8]

Some lad on Twitter who's got plenty right before said the same thing but didn't make it out to be a massive falling out. Just a disagreement.

Who mate?

 

[Darth Vader]

Everton in for Ravanelli

 

[Professor Toffee]

Fantastic. Big fan of these references.

Adjusted for the additional 6 years in Robben Island after the Specials song
Rebooted

 

[Neiziro]

Seen Chico's horrendous mar falling down the stairs of Shenanigans, continuously belting out "SCHNEIDERLIN!" as she slowly rolled along the floor attempting to clutch her flab-shrouded kneecap.

Don't know how reliable, but watch this space.

 

[chicoazul]

Who mate?

It's agent Harry or something mate.

 

[JLW]

There's a fella on JustEat saying we're in for Clint Dempsey. Not sure how ITK.

Jesus, please no!!

 

[blueblue]

Lad on twitter saying Koemans had a falling out with the board over transfers, Saying we are not bringing any targets in until a DOF is appointed

Worrying

It certainly is worrying. Very worrying indeed.
I would be very fearful of the sanity of anybody who believes anything off twitter.