Everton Transfer Thread 2016

[Chang Elephant]

I'm in love with a Syrian pornstar I once saw in a movie

 

[bluemangroup]

Fantastic in the box I heard.

Likes to get in behind but can overdo the dribbling

 

[bluemangroup]

I'm in love with a Syrian pornstar I once saw in a movie

I'd rep this at least twice if I could

 

[Woolly Blue]

Anyway, transfer stuff lads.
Where's @Zatara when you need him ffs !

 

[bluemangroup]

Anyway, transfer stuff lads.
Where's @Zatara when you need him ffs !

I'd tell you but I may get banned.



Transfers.

 

[Gwladys St. Glory]

sorry, Leighton...

 

[Chang Elephant]

I'd rep this at least twice if I could

Found the link for the song, fkn good

 

[chicoazul]

Anyway, transfer stuff lads.
Where's @Zatara when you need him ffs !

Please refrain from dangling such beautiful ban bait in front of us.

 

[bluemangroup]

Found the link for the song, fkn good

I know it Changers. The synthesiser really compliments her ethereal voice and you get a sense of just how much she'd like to sit on the face of that German film star she once saw in a bar.

 

[TheAlmightyFloater]

What's the Yamolenkometer at?

 

[Chang Elephant]

I know it Changers. The synthesiser really compliments her ethereal voice and you get a sense of just how much she'd like to sit in the face of that German film star she once saw in a bar.

She reminds me of Yarmolenko, hauntingly unattainable but likely to squirt goals all over the pitch (and your face) if she could be captured.

 

[bluemangroup]

She reminds me of Yarmolenko, hauntingly unattainable but likely to squirt goals all over the pitch (and your face) if she could be captured.

We aren't even trying to make this about football.

 

[Coffee and TV]

Makes a transfer unlikely then. Chelsea and Porto draw would put both through if I recall?

If they draw and Kiev win then all 3 teams would have the same points, and Kiev and Chelsea would go through on goal difference.

 

[Woolly Blue]

Please refrain from dangling such beautiful ban bait in front of us.

Worth a try. You've all learnt a lot over the last 18 months or so, I plainly need to up my game.

Now transfers, fwiw, barring outgoings, I don't think we'll have any major ( > 5 million ) incomings.

 

[roydo]

If they draw and Kiev win then all 3 teams would have the same points, and Kiev and Chelsea would go through on goal difference.

The CL qualifying thing does my nut. Thought there were head to head stuff and all that? If not, then looks like Kiev are likely to go through?