Everton Transfer Thread 2016

[Nymzee]

Highly unlikely sadly, would be ideal though! We desperately need a holding midfielder who isn't the most immobile man ever (looking at you, Barry)

You can't watch Sporting/Portugal often then because William Carvalho is very immobile haha.

 

[COYB]

Zieler
Coleman - Bruma - Jagielka/F-M - Baines
Besic - Barry
Delboy - Barkley - Nkoudou
Janssen

Thoughts?

Swap Janssen with Niasse an weel win the league

 

[ChesterBlue]

You can't watch Sporting/Portugal often then because William Carvalho is very immobile haha.

I try to avoid watching that league, whenever they're in the champions league it's like watching Olympic diving! Haha

 

[Goat]

This is what the new manager should do :

GK
Robles
Sign a number 1, Robles has done ok and hes a great little squad option, but sadly im not convinced hes good enough to be number 1, sorry Joel.

RB
Coleman
Purchase 1 RB

LB
Baines
Garbutt
Oviedo, SELL SELL SELL, thanks for Old trafford, but this aint a wibble wobble factory *5m*

CB
Mori
Jags
Stones, SELL SELL SELL 80m or nothing
Purchase 1 CB

CM
Besic
Barry, MLS or china or maybe Burnley
McCarthy
The Clev, SELL SELL SELL, not good enough, sorry *8m*
Purchase 2 CMs

AM
Barkley


RW
Geri
Mirallas
Lennon

LW
Taraahshahahahahahahi
Purchase 1 LW

ST
Lukaku, SELL SELL SELL *65m*
Niasse, SELL SELL SELL *2m*
Kone, SELL SELL SELL *free*
Purchase 2 strikers

Sales 160m

1 GK 20m Sergio Rico
1 RB 15m Kenny Tete
1 CB 22.5m De Vjri
2 CMs 55m Moutinho and Bazoer
1 LW 15m Vitolo
2 ST 55m Janssen and Milik

Purchased 182.5m

/waits

 

[Nymzee]

This is what the new manager should do :

GK
Robles
Sign a number 1, Robles has done ok and hes a great little squad option, but sadly im not convinced hes good enough to be number 1, sorry Joel.

RB
Coleman
Purchase 1 RB

LB
Baines
Garbutt
Oviedo, SELL SELL SELL, thanks for Old trafford, but this aint a wibble wobble factory *5m*

CB
Mori
Jags
Stones, SELL SELL SELL 80m or nothing
Purchase 1 CB

CM
Besic
Barry, MLS or china or maybe Burnley
McCarthy
The Clev, SELL SELL SELL, not good enough, sorry *8m*
Purchase 2 CMs

AM
Barkley


RW
Geri
Mirallas
Lennon

LW
Taraahshahahahahahahi
Purchase 1 LW

ST
Lukaku, SELL SELL SELL *65m*
Niasse, SELL SELL SELL *2m*
Kone, SELL SELL SELL *free*
Purchase 2 strikers

Sales 160m

1 GK 20m Sergio Rico
1 RB 15m Kenny Tete
1 CB 22.5m De Vjri
2 CMs 55m Moutinho and Bazoer
1 LW 15m Vitolo
2 ST 55m Janssen and Milik

Purchased 182.5m

/waits

Orite Zat

 

[jazzy]

This is what the new manager should do :

GK
Robles
Sign a number 1, Robles has done ok and hes a great little squad option, but sadly im not convinced hes good enough to be number 1, sorry Joel.

RB
Coleman
Purchase 1 RB

LB
Baines
Garbutt
Oviedo, SELL SELL SELL, thanks for Old trafford, but this aint a wibble wobble factory *5m*

CB
Mori
Jags
Stones, SELL SELL SELL 80m or nothing
Purchase 1 CB

CM
Besic
Barry, MLS or china or maybe Burnley
McCarthy
The Clev, SELL SELL SELL, not good enough, sorry *8m*
Purchase 2 CMs

AM
Barkley


RW
Geri
Mirallas
Lennon

LW
Taraahshahahahahahahi
Purchase 1 LW

ST
Lukaku, SELL SELL SELL *65m*
Niasse, SELL SELL SELL *2m*
Kone, SELL SELL SELL *free*
Purchase 2 strikers

Sales 160m

1 GK 20m Sergio Rico
1 RB 15m Kenny Tete
1 CB 22.5m De Vjri
2 CMs 55m Moutinho and Bazoer
1 LW 15m Vitolo
2 ST 55m Janssen and Milik

Purchased 182.5m

/waits

MG should be Martinez's replacement

 

[Nymzee]

I try to avoid watching that league, whenever they're in the champions league it's like watching Olympic diving! Haha

He's a brilliant player but about as mobile as Barry is.

 

[Goat]

MG should be Martinez's replacement

I agree.

This is what my team would look like :

Rico
Coleman - Jags - De Vrji - Baines
Moutinho - Besic
Barkley
Mirallas ------------------ Vitolo
Milik
​

Bench : Robles, Tete, Mori, Taraahshahahahahahahi, Geri, Janssen, Bazoer

 

[Mickey]

This is what the new manager should do :

GK
Robles
Sign a number 1, Robles has done ok and hes a great little squad option, but sadly im not convinced hes good enough to be number 1, sorry Joel.

RB
Coleman
Purchase 1 RB

LB
Baines
Garbutt
Oviedo, SELL SELL SELL, thanks for Old trafford, but this aint a wibble wobble factory *5m*

CB
Mori
Jags
Stones, SELL SELL SELL 80m or nothing
Purchase 1 CB

CM
Besic
Barry, MLS or china or maybe Burnley
McCarthy
The Clev, SELL SELL SELL, not good enough, sorry *8m*
Purchase 2 CMs

AM
Barkley


RW
Geri
Mirallas
Lennon

LW
Taraahshahahahahahahi
Purchase 1 LW

ST
Lukaku, SELL SELL SELL *65m*
Niasse, SELL SELL SELL *2m*
Kone, SELL SELL SELL *free*
Purchase 2 strikers

Sales 160m

1 GK 20m Sergio Rico
1 RB 15m Kenny Tete
1 CB 22.5m De Vjri
2 CMs 55m Moutinho and Bazoer
1 LW 15m Vitolo
2 ST 55m Janssen and Milik

Purchased 182.5m

/waits

Surely need another AM goat mate, an out of form Barkley is a passenger.

 

[Azza]

Think Mr Moshiri is going to have to cough up a bit more than £100m given the players and quality we need.

 

[Goat]

Surely need another AM goat mate, an out of form Barkley is a passenger.

Yeah I did have another AM down at first, but changed my mind, but on reflection we defo need another.

 

[Eggs]

This is what the new manager should do :

GK
Robles
Sign a number 1, Robles has done ok and hes a great little squad option, but sadly im not convinced hes good enough to be number 1, sorry Joel.

RB
Coleman
Purchase 1 RB

LB
Baines
Garbutt
Oviedo, SELL SELL SELL, thanks for Old trafford, but this aint a wibble wobble factory *5m*

CB
Mori
Jags
Stones, SELL SELL SELL 80m or nothing
Purchase 1 CB

CM
Besic
Barry, MLS or china or maybe Burnley
McCarthy
The Clev, SELL SELL SELL, not good enough, sorry *8m*
Purchase 2 CMs

AM
Barkley


RW
Geri
Mirallas
Lennon

LW
Taraahshahahahahahahi
Purchase 1 LW

ST
Lukaku, SELL SELL SELL *65m*
Niasse, SELL SELL SELL *2m*
Kone, SELL SELL SELL *free*
Purchase 2 strikers

Sales 160m

1 GK 20m Sergio Rico
1 RB 15m Kenny Tete
1 CB 22.5m De Vjri
2 CMs 55m Moutinho and Bazoer
1 LW 15m Vitolo
2 ST 55m Janssen and Milik

Purchased 182.5m

/waits

...that's a CV for the DoF post.

 

[ChesterBlue]

He's a brilliant player but about as mobile as Barry is.

From what I gather his reading of the game and passing are class, we could use someone who can win a ball back and pick a good pass from deep to kick off attacks, a left tricky left winger would be key for me too

 

[Mickey]

Yeah I did have another AM down at first, but changed my mind, but on reflection we defo need another.

Who'd you have down?. Doesn't that Tarashaj lid play AM we'll get a look at him during Euros might be backup to Ross.

 

[Phenom]

You on a sugar rush @MoutsGoat?