Everton Summer Transfer Thread - 2022

[Bungle]

What's up with Shay Given's head

His main issue is that it's empty

 

[BirkenheadBlue]

Dominic Calvert-Lewin wont play and Patterson cant defend. That's just two factual statement.

Never took you for a Kelly-Anne Conway fan

 

[Moomin]

Garner and Gueye will be todays business.

 

[Bluemersey]

Basically laundering drug money for their crook of an owner. They don't have a sponsor, haven't sold anyone and their wage bill was 200% of their turnover before they got promoted.

Really. Wow

 

[Martin Alvito]

Thought the dutch transfer window closed yesterday for incomings?

Probably went through last night and the club waited until the morning to confirm that the league agreed. They don't want to repeat the de Gea fiasco on a smaller scale.

Don't know if it frees up Kudus; most likely they're trying to close that Chelsea deal and reload in the winter.

 

[Noisy noise annoys]

Dominic Calvert-Lewin wont play and Patterson cant defend. That's just two factual statement.

Can you also promise me that the RS will win on Saturday, just so I know they won't (please do NOT say they will lose)

 

[trueblue84]

Really. Wow

Someone posted it on here but here's some interesting reading/coincidences

 

[BirkenheadBlue]

Basically laundering drug money for their crook of an owner. They don't have a sponsor, haven't sold anyone and their wage bill was 200% of their turnover before they got promoted.

So it's now probably ~20-30% of their turnover.

(EDIT - before their incoming signings this summer, obviously)

 

[Bungle]

Has anyone considered that our midfield will be Garner, Gana and Onana hahaha Probably Iwobi as well.

 

[Gooner66789]

£25m for Douglas Luiz, if Villa say no, Tielemans is there for £25m.

C'mon Edu

 

[Gooner66789]

Has anyone considered that our midfield will be Garner, Gana and Onana hahaha Probably Iwobi as well.

Really good midfield, with Allen as depth as well

 

[Bluemersey]

Basically laundering drug money for their crook of an owner. They don't have a sponsor, haven't sold anyone and their wage bill was 200% of their turnover before they got promoted.

Bet there isn't one forest fan who knows who there sqaud consists of. Probably forgot about signings 11,12 and 13

 

[allen]

Sounds like Broja and Diaz to me. Perhaps Broja a carrot in Chelsea's apparent ongoing interest in Gordon.

 

[BirkenheadBlue]

£25m for Douglas Luiz, if Villa say no, Tielemans is there for £25m.

C'mon Edu

Why do I keep seeing this? Surely he'd cost at least double that?

 

[Dwight K Schrute]

Guirassy probs off to Stuttgart.

This has actually infuriated me. Fair enough if we can get in better targets but this lad is good and is going on loan with an option to buy - which is what we are looking for.

If, as I suspect, no one else comes in upfront serious questions need to be asked.