Everton Summer Transfer Thread - 2022

[LABlue2]

If anybody wants to lose braincells.

Utterly pathetic.










*Chromecasts Twitch onto massive telly and opens up a 12 pack of Heineken*

 

[GoldenToffee]

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Living in Paris does wonders for the skin, reverse aging at its best!

 

[tim gabbott]

The Rat Barkley might be off to Nice which would be nice

 

[MikeH72]

Stop asking questions. We don't even have 39 goals in our squad, not even close.

If we keep up our current scoring rate we are on track for 34 goals. That’s assuming DCL and Maupay don’t kick a ball all season for us.

 

[ProZ]

Emeli Sande on SSN just asked are we bigger than Brighton and Hove Albion.

 

[formerly manx toffee]

Lol. What are Speke up to ?

 

[GoldenToffee]

If we keep up our current scoring rate we are on track for 34 goals. That’s assuming Dominic Calvert-Lewin and Maupay don’t kick a ball all season for us.

Best start looking for Holiday Inns near to Millwall next season then.

 

[bilyaletdinov_]

makes me laugh because if the money was right Joao Pedro would walk to Liverpool for a chance to play for us

 

[Martin Alvito]

Stop asking questions. We don't even have 39 goals in our squad, not even close.

4 goals from 5 games projects out to 30 over 38 games, and that's with no recognized striker.

I would feel a lot more comfortable if we added a starting forward that is likely to create five more than Gray, or an AM that is likely to create five extra goals, but this lot should have 40 in them given average injury luck. What makes me a little edgy is the fact that we have a history of lowrolling on injuries, which is why I would like to see a little headroom.

 

[davek]

The Rat Barkley might be off to Nice which would be nice

 

[hktoffee]

Emeli Sande on SSN just asked are we bigger than Brighton and Hove Albion.

Emeli’s iq must be like 87.

 

[Bawbag]

Took my Husky for a walk and accidentally stepped in some dog poo...

On the soccer front; nothing...

That’s a bit of good luck mate. Welcome Barkley ?

 

[Shibbywiggles]

He looks like he’s just dropped acid and become amazed by his own hand

I’m in

 

[ChesterBlue]

I’m bored now, just make the signings Everton

 

[davek]

Striker. Today. No ifs or buts.