Everton Summer Transfer Thread - 2022

[chicoazul]

Go on

They both want Maupay.

TISH.

 

[Bluestar]

Bang average

What are you expecting for a financially constrained team?

 

[bluestevon]

What do Everton and Train Drivers have in common?

Both want to be payed more?

 

[coollino]

What do Everton and Train Drivers have in common?

They ruin people's weekends?

 

[DanB90]

What do Everton and Train Drivers have in common?

Both currently off the rails?

 

[EFC_FRANCIS]

Can I shock you? I like Neal Maupay, despite what I said earlier. For about 3 years

 

[Lanolin]

What do Everton and Train Drivers have in common?

They both regularly refuse to work at the weekend?

 

[JLW]

Hold on Maupay and who’s this toffee nut??

 

[witchdoc187]

What do Everton and Train Drivers have in common?

They can't win football matches.

 

[Rollo Tomassi]

What do Everton and Train Drivers have in common?

Both gone on strike recently

 

[jonnyboy316]

Can I shock you? I like Neal Maupay, despite what I said earlier. For about 3 years

He is a scrapper. A poor mans Carlos Tevez. Might work well with DCL in a front two. Not a natural goal scorer though

 

[Milkman]

Maupay is a a very underrated and snidey player, he'd be a good signing

 

[chippy1722]

The board have played a blinder again, get everyone so desperate they lower there hopes and are happy with an average player.

I’ll take it over no one though.

 

[formerly manx toffee]

The extension is the big news really mate.

I’d like to think this is part of the overhaul of our player development process.

 

[Exeter_Gently]

They both want Maupay.

TISH.

For god sake.....