Everton Summer Transfer Thread - 2022

[Tony101]

I actually rate Gilmour, and McTominay. They would be fair acquisitions.

What we aren't going to do is admit it to him.

*I am using the font that's invisible to Geordies and William Wallace aren't I?

I don’t mind them myself our midfielders are terrible so we need something. That said I don’t like the anti scouse stuff that Scottish dick head is posting.

 

[blue to the bone]

You got to be in bed by then mate

Na yer ma said she wouldn't be available until 1. The heat has her floored the sweaty mess ?

 

[MikeH72]

Well I for one hope this drags on for a bit longer yet.

 

[john jako]

Literally the only bit of football he's ever played.

Davies, Gomes, Allan or doucoure attempt that, it results in an own goal.

 

[d34noj]

Na yer ma said she wouldn't be available until 1. The heat has her floored the sweaty mess ?

She's still not talking to me after I didn't pay last time.

Mardy cow.

 

[Colonel Getafe]

Well I for one hope this drags on for a bit longer yet.

Imagine if Benitez had been born in Motherwell. This place would be going mental tonight. ?

 

[Chrismac]

We are goin buying 6 new players to accommodate a Scottish midget.
UTFT

Sturgeon wouldnt sign for us

 

[Milkman]

I don't get the argument that Gilmour didn't settle at Norwich, but that it's ok because they're Norwich and they're rubbish. Yet somehow, at Everton, he will somehow thrive alongside footballing luminaries like Doucoure, Davies and Gomes.

He seems a decent player, if a little overhyped.

 

[blue to the bone]

She's still not talking to me after I didn't pay last time.

Mardy cow.

She accepts haggis

 

[Wizard]

Davies, Gomes, Allan or doucoure attempt that, it results in an own goal.

Or a 3 month injury layoff. Or most likely both

 

[davek]

Davies, Gomes, Allan or doucoure attempt that, it results in an own goal.

He only gets the chance to do that because he's an unknown quantity and not taken seriously.

Any argument about bringing him in breaks against the rocks of his two periods in the PL for two different teams...neither of which want him.

 

[blulouie]

Get him in

Poetry that.

 

[d34noj]

Hang on now, we can pile on this crank without this

You'll just have to think of something other than Dignity to call your ship.

 

[Noisy noise annoys]

Be nice to the Scottish dude

 

[Curtis]

Right listen mate. Stop trying to push Scottish players onto Everton, you haven't had a good player since



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