Everton Statue!

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I think Everton or us the fans should comission a bronze statue of The Holy Trinity at least while two of the greats are still with us! Any thoughts?
 
I think we should save the bronze for a Maarten Jol statue when he wins us the champions league in 13/14.
 
I'm a coiled spring of thoughts my friend.

It'd be a great idea as long as it was huge. Statue of Liberty huge. Mother Russia huge. Spring Temple Budda of Hunan Huge! So big you can take a lift up Bally's clacker and theres a viewing platform on Kendall's bonce. Harvey would have insane lights shining out of his eyes, so Zepplin's won't crash into them.
 

Isn't Gaddaffi an Evertonian? He seems like the kind to like statues of himself.


Maybe if we erect one he'll come buy us.


I don't see how that could backfire, anyway.
 
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Duncan Ferguson, with the big man to unveil it and sign on a pay as you play til the end of the season, we need a striker!!
 

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