Everton Soares

tonka1878 · January 24, 2020

CahillsCornerFlag said:
He’d have to play right mid which doesn’t appear to be his best position.

As puns go, this needs work.

mahermi1 · January 24, 2020

polish said:
3 years ago we thought it's okay to sign all the number 10's and we will accomodate them somehow. Worked wonders.

I dont want us to sign players just for signing sake or play them out od positions.

We need another winger, because Walcott does not score goals and neither does Bernard as much as I like him.

DanEFC92 · January 24, 2020

And we don't even have to come up with new songs. Sue Perb.

MikeH72 · January 24, 2020

Armaghtoffee said:
Score the winner at the Pit and he’ll bring tears to all our eyes.

Hopefully he can get to the root of our problems.

witchdoc187 · January 24, 2020

Brisan123 said:
I think its its a slight but disturbing protrusion in the nether regions of one anatomy

Sounds yummy

witchdoc187 · January 24, 2020

Zatara said:
His nickname is 'The little onion'.

Bernard calls him ' The Onion'.

What do others think?

It means chives amigo. Cebolinho in Portuguese according to Google. Though I'd assume little onion myself

Blue Juice · January 24, 2020

He would draw 10000 fouls in this league.
Personally I'm excited to see 0 goals from the resulting free kicks

n01efc · January 24, 2020

Blue Juice said:
He would draw 10000 fouls in this league.
Personally I'm excited to see 0 goals from the resulting free kicks

Think about how much use VAR will get!

Brisan123 · January 24, 2020

n01efc said:
Think about how much use VAR will get!

VAR means lots of added time
That is not a good thing

AussieToffee11 · January 24, 2020

This bloke is boss. A number of highlights of him drifting over to the right side of the pitch and doing damage. Clearly two-footed. Would bring a lot of depth and quality.

Richarlison can also play on the right.

An attacking crew of Richarlison, DCL, Kean, Bernard and Everton to rotate through games is potent.

BernieH · January 24, 2020

The squad needs sauteing

Stoic Ape · January 24, 2020

tellmema said:
He's got everything. Get himself out of a pickle, cut inside, peeling off his marker with ease, can also skin them for pace, slice and dice through defences and most importantly knows where the..... Bag is. Hopefully a bit of snide in case of argy bhaji against the likes of Stoke / Burnley. Seeing the little onion in an Everton Everton shirt would definitely bring tears to my eyes. Get him in and we're sauteed.

Did I miss anything?

Something about having many layers to his game..other than that I think we're done here. Good job.

tommytowne · January 24, 2020

tellmema said:
He's got everything. Get himself out of a pickle, cut inside, peeling off his marker with ease, can also skin them for pace, slice and dice through defences and most importantly knows where the..... Bag is. Hopefully a bit of snide in case of argy bhaji against the likes of Stoke / Burnley. Seeing the little onion in an Everton Everton shirt would definitely bring tears to my eyes. Get him in and we're sauteed.

Did I miss anything?

Lovely effort but a case of more is less.
Well done.