Everton Pre-Season (Tours) 2022/23 Thread

[BainesMakeHerDance]

Mr. Brightside playing at the half. Most positive thing I think.

 

[andy4efc]

They ahve a player called

Alan Benitez.

Alan, Benitez.

ALAN, followed by BENITEZ

Hes paraguyan, he looks like a psycho, and hes called Alan.

 

[BigDunc'sFod]

2 midfielders 100% needed, another striker because we can't have Rondon as back up to DCL and someone on the wing who is actually a goal threat.

14/15 players needed urgently.

Fixed

 

[TimHowardsBeardJuice]

the worst of a bad lot has been Patterson. Some very nice forays forward early on, but he has been badly out of position and been schooled by these Loons forwards.

 

[BigBlueConk]

Just a continuation of the same problems of last season.

Our back four needs midfield protection because they are garbage.

Oops. Our midfield is also garbage.

 

[andy4efc]

Just a continuation of the same problems of last season.

Our back four needs midfield protection because they are garbage.

Oops. Our midfield is also garbage.

Mina, when fit with Tarkowski should be fine.

Midfield is a comlpete bad bunch though.

 

[Dublin blue 75]

How exactly is Gordon, and others, wearing under gear under short sleeved shirts? It’s 98 f… the home team are not … schoolboy error

 

[Rooney_Tunes]

Sounds like we are playing well...?

 

[billyblue80]

That sentence can apply to the majority of our squad

True but they don't all make at least one to two mistakes a game that cost us goals

 

[irishgoose]

The dele haters are just obtuse.

 

[Fedlingen]

Crazy that Gbamin and Warrington might actually be the best two midfielders at the club.

 

[andy4efc]

so,

Nkounkou, Mina, Godfrey Holgate

Warrington, Gbamin, Ali

Gordon, Gray

Rondon.

 

[Wizard]

Your a Wizard, do some magic thing and go back in time

Knowing my luck as an Everton fan I’d go back and wipe out all our trophies. I’d do a Pickford on Southall, give Reid the hamstrings of Gbamin, probably end up stabbing Sharpe with my wand (ooh er)

 

[andy4efc]

Dele has already shown for hte ball more in the lines than Doucoure and Davies completely in the first half.

 

[Curtis]

If I was kevin thelwell I'd probably have a serious substance abuse issue at this point