Everton Player Traits

[Arteta2391]

Best and not so hot traits

Howard

Best- great shot stopper, excellent reflexes
Worst: Not an authoritative figure in the box instead just screams at CB's

Hibbert

Best: His rocket sliding tackles
Worst: He has the touch of a nervous deer every time he gets the ball

Distin

Best: Strength, Acceleration, and this man tracks every ball that's being crossed in
Worst: Random losses of concentration

Jagielka

Best: reads the game very well, an excellent 1v1 defender
Worst: Hoofer

Heitinga

Best: non sense defender, ball distribution from the back
Worst: very hot headed

Baines

Best: crossing, ball control, pace, stamina, engine, overlapping runs
Worst: not very strong/short

Neville

Best: Pointing
Worst: His blonde highlights

Osman

Best: ball control, very unpredictable shows up and does something great
worst: space and even weaker than baines

Cahill

Best: Header, nuisance, spirit
Worst: He can be **** sometimes

Fellaini

Best: reads the game very well, strength, ball control, power header
Worst: takes too long on the ball

Gibson

Best: power shot, excellent short passer
Worst: not in the best body shape, not fast

Pienaar

Best: dribbler, playmaker
Worst: strength, and doesn't take too many chances on goals

Rodwell

Best: vision, extremely athletic
Worst: disappears too much on some games

Gueye

Best: fast passer, pace, extremely fit
Worst: No confidence

Anichebe

Best: strength, super sub
Worst: oh boy...

Coleman

Best: direct runs, pace, weird dribbling
Worst: decision making

Drenthe

Best: Lighting fast, dribbler, wonder goal,
Worst: erratic passes to no one

Vellios

Best: tall and neat touch
Worst: doesn't look like a leader on the pitch, more communication with team mates

Stracqualursi

Best: works harder than a horse, decent finisher
Worst: no pace

Barkley

Best: good touch, pace, and vision
worst: his young so n/a

Mucha

n/a

Duffy

Best: excellent header
worst: young n/a

 

[McBain]

McBain

Best : Absolute Weapon with the Ladies and A-Grade Wing Man
Worst : Tends to get drunk too fast and is usually around for a good time, not a long one.

 

[BlueLlama]

Everyone : playing sh*t until January

 

[tasslehoff]

Leonardo

Best: Leader, uses swords
Worst : Does not get on with Raf

Rafael

Best : Best fighter
Worst : Bad attitue

Donatello

Best : Good with machines, very smart
Worst : Bit of a scardy cat.

Michelangelo

Best : Great with nunchucks, joker
Worst : Silly, eats too much.

 

[Pblueman]

Angelina Jolie- good- fantastic body, stunning. bad- bit of a save the world freak, already married

 

[ToffeeBlueNose]

I see this thread has already degenerated into nonsense even quicker than usual and without Franks help haha

 

[bluejock]

Cheese on toast
Strengths: Easy to make, tastes immense, perfect drunk food, plenty of variety with different cheeses.
Weakness: None.

 

[heatmeiser]

John Ebbrell

Best: Workrate, Unusual name, Amazing face (see below).
Worst: Quite old, not a prolific goalscorer.

John Spencer

Best: Deceptive perspective (his size often fooled defenders into thinking he was much further away), Scottish.
Worst: Struggled to run, dribble or shoot. Unable to operate telephones (see below)

 

[Kurt.]

when did we sign Best ?

 

[bullensview]

Danny Cadamateri

Best - Dreads
Worst - Football

 

[Frank Drebin]

Dixie Dean

Best - Scores goals

Worst - Dead

 

[BlueLlama]

Frank Drebin

Best - hilarious fun filled GOT star

Worst - Sex Offender

 

[bullensview]

BlueLlama

Best - extra legs
Worst - sh*ts on the pitch

 

[Del]

Ross Barkley

Good - Could be a future superstar

Bad - Exploding knees

 

[EFC Si]

So much potential for a really good thread