Everton. Once again I hate you.

[wainy]

This is like an intro to a Dutch porno. Waiting for @tommye to bend @wainy over the cooker.

 

[larbert toffee]

I mean what else is there to say.

Liquidate the club before we do a Sunderland.

Perhaps you could vault folk who genuinely like Big fat sam?

 

[tommye]

The surprising thing is that anyone is surprised by what happened and continues to happen.

Are we talking about Everton being wham or being bummed by Bungle?

 

[tommye]

 

[ToffeeDan]

Dear Football God

Please tell me how to absolve myself of this sin of following Everton - please give me the cure of either not caring about football or just find me a team that doesn't hurt me as often as once a fortnight. And I promise I will never say "-u-k" more than 100 times in the course of a game again as long as the solution doesn't involve anything to do with the stinking badges of the Romeo Echo Delta Sierra Hotel India Tango Echo.."

 

[The binman chronicles]

Are we talking about Everton being wham or being bummed by Bungle?

Either/or. As night follows day both are inevitable...

 

[mmmmsnouts]

Perhaps you could vault folk who genuinely like Big fat sam?

The charges were dropped

 

[The binman chronicles]

Even more annoyed by them winning. Just one result from the garbage we have lost to this season might have got us a tidy finishing position...

 

[Alanbileysfeathercut]

Send us an application form

 

[Jamiednm]

I’ll no longer identify as an Everton fan.

When someone asks me who I support, I’ll change the subject to something more worthwhile.

 

[Efcjake]

Gonna give Aguero a free hat trick today

 

[Bluelenny1984]

This was difficult to masturbate to but i got there in the end.

This made watching this crap all worthwhile

 

[Jim Hopper]

10th and a hiding last game of the season.

Embarassing.

 

[Wat Tyler]

A nothing football club

 

[SpongeBob brown shoes]

Cowards