Everton January 2022 Transfer Thread

[argietoffee]

It is magic that of our 5 signings this window, our new manager made but 2.

Is it players signed by 8 different managers in the squad?

Moyes / Bobby / Fat Dutch / Fat Sam / Silva / Fat Eyebrow / Fat Waiter / Fit Frank

Mentalism at its finest.

 

[Death]

In before the G

 

[carolinablue232]

lol

Was there ever a more pointless loan than Virginia to Sporting? Basically traded never playing here to never playing there and he could’ve at least been our 3rd choice and prevent needing longeran at all.

 

[Nymzee]

Last one.

 

[DrEFC]

if you can't sleep, least you can chuckle at this.

 

[Daytripper]

Last one.

Good luck to the lad

 

[CairnsToffee]

About injuries yes.

Transfers & Moshiri? Not given anything accurate - he also claimed Brighton wanted Holgate in the summer which didnt happen then either.

Think you will find though Holgate wasn't interested in the moves, so the information was actually correct

 

[chicoazul]

Did anyone fall for it?

Never.

 

[CairnsToffee]

Give me decent a fake transfer rumour and I’ll give it a go on twitter, to show goodwill after my uncalled abuse of you bad gossip lizards.

I actually thought you started the Iwobi to Newcastle links on twitter

The horsepunchers were going nuts over it

 

[chicoazul]

I actually thought you started the Iwobi to Newcastle links on twitter

The horsepunchers were going nuts over it

It was worth a parting shot.

 

[CairnsToffee]

Did anyone fall for it?

Half the population of Tyneside fell for the Iwobi move to Newcastle, pure gold from @chicoazul

 

[JammyP]

Trevor, Keith and Clive
One fat, one short, one lean…

Bet the Azul Xmas dinner is a sight to behold.

Roger that....

 

[argietoffee]

if you can't sleep, least you can chuckle at this.

Dear Lord,

This humanity experiment has clearly not worked.

Time to end the misery.

EFC

 

[little elfin]

 

[Jamo Martinez]

Ok Everton. Good work in the transfer window. Seems to have united the fan base and given a much needed injection of optimism.

Now let's see it on the pitch.