Everton in pre-season

[Paulie]

Jimmy Martin has switched from Fairy to Comfort as the club continue the sweeping changes throughout the club.

 

[AsiaAsia82]

New red training kit with red trim and red boots.
Mobile Paella truck for mid training snacks.

 

[kiss the crest]

Seen this film before, same ending (Tears)

 

[MikeH72]

Kevin Mirallas will probably turn up.

 

[Lord Buckethead]

Half the squad meeting the burst Spanish knacker this morning, then spending their Lunch time sat in their sports cars in the car park on the phone to their Agents.

 

[larbert toffee]

Big Dunc laying cones.

Big Dunc laying you out when he reads your post
(he's on here under the user @Joey66 hence the requirement for an interpreter)

 

[larbert toffee]

Big Dunc laying you out when he reads your post
(he's on here under the user @Joey66 hence the requirement for an interpreter)

It's actually his pigeons not the koi that toads have been trying to shag.

 

[Terrarian]

So who will be getting told they can do one lol

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

Big Dunc laying you out when he reads your post
(he's on here under the user @Joey66 hence the requirement for an interpreter)

It's alright, big hard Gylfi has got my back. Says he'll spark out that "faux hard man" any day of the week.

 

[Lord Buckethead]

How many times with they have to watch the 'Istanbul Story' for "inspiration", but with the dvd stopped midway through the second half for Beneathus to finish off the tale himself by saying he won by them following his tactics masterclass.

 

[Diogenes the Cynic]

Hopefully he'll politely introduce himself before lashing all the player's lockers in a big skip and running them until they puke.

 

[Oasis1878]

So who will be getting told they can do one lol

85% of the squad hopefully

 

[larbert toffee]

It's alright, big hard Gylfi has got my back. Says he'll spark out that "faux hard man" any day of the week.

Gylfi? You mean the faux footballer.

 

[Terrarian]

Does anyone else have a bad feeling about this season? I am not sure things are going so smoothly at the moment.

 

[Noble Savage]

85% of the squad hopefully

At least take Delph who's become the world's expert on football injuries and how to milk them .
I'm going to use any opportunity to have a pop at him until he completes 90 mins in total . You're going to see me a lot boys .