Everton in pre-season
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AsiaAsia82
Player Valuation: £35m
New red training kit with red trim and red boots.
Mobile Paella truck for mid training snacks.
Mobile Paella truck for mid training snacks.
kiss the crest
Player Valuation: £35m
Seen this film before, same ending (Tears)
Kevin Mirallas will probably turn up.
Lord Buckethead
Player Valuation: £35m
Half the squad meeting the burst Spanish knacker this morning, then spending their Lunch time sat in their sports cars in the car park on the phone to their Agents.
Big Dunc laying you out when he reads your post
(he's on here under the user @Joey66 hence the requirement for an interpreter)
It's actually his pigeons not the koi that toads have been trying to shag.
It's alright, big hard Gylfi has got my back. Says he'll spark out that "faux hard man" any day of the week.
Lord Buckethead
Player Valuation: £35m
How many times with they have to watch the 'Istanbul Story' for "inspiration", but with the dvd stopped midway through the second half for Beneathus to finish off the tale himself by saying he won by them following his tactics masterclass.
Diogenes the Cynic
Player Valuation: £40m
Hopefully he'll politely introduce himself before lashing all the player's lockers in a big skip and running them until they puke.
Oasis1878
Player Valuation: £30m
85% of the squad hopefullySo who will be getting told they can do one
Gylfi? You mean the faux footballer.
Noble Savage
Player Valuation: £20m
At least take Delph who's become the world's expert on football injuries and how to milk them .
I'm going to use any opportunity to have a pop at him until he completes 90 mins in total . You're going to see me a lot boys .
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