Magnificent 7th - a celebration of abject mediocrity as if it were a serious achievement
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Bumping this thread as 48 hours now means anything more than that when referring to Everton.
Hours = Days
GlosBlue
Player Valuation: £25m
Or hours in Everton world are a bit like dog years are compared to humans? Except it’s more like comparing a crane flys life and an oak tree. 48 Everton hours is about another 2 years.
Lawnmower -
Mechanical device of ludicrously disproportionate value.
Mechanical device of ludicrously disproportionate value.
Play for the shirt lad -
Phrase used to implore for a more emphatic performance from players who may be uncertain over the payment of their salary at times.
Phrase used to implore for a more emphatic performance from players who may be uncertain over the payment of their salary at times.
Maybe they meant non-consecutive hours? Like 2 hours a day for the next 24 days?
Headlock:
A dead cat type PR strategy aimed at currrying sympathy to distract from consistently poor corporate decision making.
A dead cat type PR strategy aimed at currrying sympathy to distract from consistently poor corporate decision making.
LEONARD
Player Valuation: £60m
Tom Davies.
The Invisible Man
From Longman Dictionary of Contemporary EnglishThe Invisible Man(1897) a science fiction novel by H. G. Wells about a scientist who discovers a way of making himself unable to be seen. Several films and television programmes have been based on this book. People sometimes describe someone who is not easy to notice as 'the invisible man’ Smith was like the invisible man in the second half of the match – he didn’t do anything.→ Invisible Man
Charles Hawtrey
Player Valuation: £50m
'Get Jo on.'
'...we're not going to score if we play all week.'
'...we're not going to score if we play all week.'
Utility player - Signing, Moyes, David.
Phenomenal - Barkley's decision making induced PTSD
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