deipnosophist
Player Valuation: £80m
Chelsea are dour mediocrity. I know it, you know it and Jose has hinted at it (little horses etc)
We beat them
actually i'm not sure, not sure i could go through with sex with a man. but the fact i'd have to stand there and hand the trophy over.
i suppose if i could hold the premier league title on the other man's back whilst thrusting him staring into gerrard's eyes saying "you will never get this, you will never get this" borat style, at least i'll be able to look back on the whole thing and laugh. (as long as he understands i mean the premier league, not gay sex)
could be an interesting poll, for all hetrosexuals on here.
....our result next week probably wont matter to the reds, but funny they all wanted us to win yesterday so we would have 'something to play for' against City.
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