Everton Confession Hour

[orly]

I absolutely slated Rooney, mercilessly and without even watching him for us.

I still also maintain that Gareth Barry was never any good and took us backwards. Something I will argue to my grave

You are forgiven and this can now never be held against you.

 

[B17BLG]

I said that Martinez had the ability to win a league title.

One of the most embarrassing things I've ever wroted.

I see what you did there...

 

[Abraders]

Oh dear everton confession hour father Orly, forgive me for I have sinned.

I regularly watch lpool if my friends are.

 

[orly]

Oh dear everton confession hour father Orly, forgive me for I have sinned.

I regularly watch lpool if my friends are.

You are forgiven and this can now never be held against you.

 

[orly]

28 mins left.

Cleanse your Everton soul.

 

[nsno-chris]

After seeing Everton linked with Okaka I believe my time is almost up so must confess all:

I loved Kone, it was pure man love. His smiling face always made me happy.

I call Lukaku a lazy snake rat serpent out of hate because he left us.

I will continue to hunt kopitegeordie Fifa virgins, I get grateful joy at seeing them foam with rage

I'm happy that I stood by @davek over Bolasie, I still think he's garbage

I'll miss Ross if he goes, nothing beats "we've got a diamond" song

 

[COYBL25]

I was taken in by Moshiri, Koeman and Walsh.

I thought they'd make us great again.

Instead they've turned us into Stoke, without a striker.

 

[Death]

I farted once on the set of Blue Lagoon.

 

[IRO1977]

I thought signing John Oster was a proper coup at the time ffs

 

[Wayno]

I despised Pienaar when he came back for how he treated us on the way out and found it utterly smalltime how our fans treated him like a returning God.

I threw a pint glass at a wall in anger when Valencia signed Manny Fernandes.

I'll never forgive Wayne Rooney for what he did at the park end the day we mourned Alan Ball.

 

[orly]

I was taken in by Moshiri, Koeman and Walsh.

I thought they'd make us great again.

Instead they've turned us into Stoke, without a striker.

You are forgiven and this can now never be held against you.

 

[orly]

I despised Pienaar when he came back for how he treated us on the way out and found it utterly smalltime how our fans treated him like a returning God.

I threw a pint glass at a wall in anger when Valencia signed Manny Fernandes.

I'll never forgive Wayne Rooney for what he did at the park end the day we mourned Alan Ball.

You are forgiven and this can now never be held against you.

 

[orly]

I thought signing John Oster was a proper coup at the time ffs

You are forgiven and this can now never be held against you.

 

[orly]

After seeing Everton linked with Okaka I believe my time is almost up so must confess all:

I loved Kone, it was pure man love. His smiling face always made me happy.

I call Lukaku a lazy snake rat serpent out of hate because he left us.

I will continue to hunt kopitegeordie Fifa virgins, I get grateful joy at seeing them foam with rage

I'm happy that I stood by @davek over Bolasie, I still think he's garbage

I'll miss Ross if he goes, nothing beats "we've got a diamond" song

You are forgiven and this can now never be held against you.

 

[windymiller]

I did slag the Rooney signing off, a lot, and he's done pretty well so far.