Simon Buttle
Player Valuation: £60m
We really need to get something today but I fear the worst.
Hope you get a pleasant surprise from the blues.It's my birthday on Tuesday. So this is my birthday present from my wife. To come and see us on a day when toxicity will be through the roof if we lose or play badly. Happy birthday!
She`s trying to break your heart, while at the same time appearing to be very thoughtful of you on you birthday.It's my birthday on Tuesday. So this is my birthday present from my wife. To come and see us on a day when toxicity will be through the roof if we lose or play badly. Happy birthday!
We need to get this message through to Dyche and the players. Surely they won't let you downIt's my birthday on Tuesday. So this is my birthday present from my wife. To come and see us on a day when toxicity will be through the roof if we lose or play badly. Happy birthday!

Have you thought about marriage counsellingIt's my birthday on Tuesday. So this is my birthday present from my wife. To come and see us on a day when toxicity will be through the roof if we lose or play badly. Happy birthday!
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