Match Thread Everton 2-0 Brighton. Sun Aug 24th. 2pm

[MondayHater]

Right can we start cutting our defenders arms off please. Clearly they are not allowed to have any.

 

[irishtony1878]

He was frightened to death to take that.

 

[tommye]

Yeeeeerrrrrsssss JP

 

[Marius57]

VAR is an absolute joke

 

[Liam-EFC]

Is our new ground a lucky ground?

 

[LostLegend]

Fanny Welbeck

 

[Zatara]

VAR guy the linesman from last week ?

 

[DanB90]

Might as well just blast the ball at your opponents hand from 2 yards away this season.

 

[D. Amokachi]

Wtf is going on with the handball rule? We need to have our defenders arms surgically removed.

 

[Rook]

they are terrified of Grealish, been a long time since we had that

 

[MinkyJoe]

That penalty was so bad Pickford almost dived past it. Lol.

 

[Cels]

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[Cake]

That Trafford is England's number 1... He's really, really tall.

 

[Efcjake]

It's just what he does isn't it.

Pickford Penalty Savestm

 

[when i score we riot]

Everton are magic