Ihaters
Player Valuation: £35m
I want us to play our best team and tear them a new one mate
I want you to play your reserve team and still tear them a new one.

I want us to play our best team and tear them a new one mate
Mark Ogden @MOgdenTelegraph 1m
Monsoon in Miami. Man Utd v Lpool could be water polo if this carries on...
Miami Beach, FL
looks like it's going to be cancelled
I hope the sinkhole is doused liberally with napalm by the Army on the off chance any commie barstarrds survive.

Should move it to Qatar.
I find it hard to get interested in Everton friendlies/testimonials, so 7th versus Southampton is a non event to me.

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he's having a flashback