oh Nev. Is this all because of Davey? You were sound, sensible and a good laugh.
Then you took Davey off us. Then it all changed.
No longer able to pat us good little Evertonians on the head as you revelled in your superiority. No longer able to like plucky little Everton.
As Davey unravelled your club, you unravelled on here. Your nice Man U fan mask slipped. You became an angry man, almost kopite-like. It was a meltdown equalled only by your teams demise.
So now we are here, new season about to start, new fears of watching Everton leave you behind, new fears of ridicule from those fkin sc2ousers.
It could have been so different.
So, if you must leave, leave. But please don't try and blame us. Your indignant rage is laughable.
Farewell Nev. Maybe if Utd come good again you will come back and pat us on the head once more.
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