Fresh Prince of Belle Val
Player Valuation: £35m
I'll get her passport ready anyway. With a one way ticket.

I never understood what was meant by "Onomatopoeic effect without onomatopoeia words", but now, I think I do.Because our team is too soft and nice. Our team is the one she brings home to meet her parents, while she shags Chelsea in the car park behind Asda.
No need for the fair play, we are on the rise and will easily finish 7th...Europa qualifying here we come!
That was written on a wave of optimism and with a hint of the devil at play,but if we go on a run shouldn't see why not? Equally we could bomb yet again but we have a good enough squad to pull it off...The way the league is going 7th will require us finishing above one of Liverpool or Chelsea. If that happens either of them could win the league cup or FA cup (they both have great records in their respective ones) and it will be gone. We need top 6 in all likelihood.
Apart? That's what I enjoy the most.Goodison nights and Euro jolly's apart; total dogs brekkie of a comp...unless you win it... not that we'll get anywhere near it...so all moot.
Apart? That's what I enjoy the most.