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Your call means a lot to us - you'll be waiting on the phone for hours because your time is free, but if we employed enough operatives to cope with the complaints that our terrible service generates it would cost us profits.

I'll look into that and phone you back - come on, we're a British company, we'll certainly not phone you back as part of our "grind you down" approach.

We will learn from these events - we made another collosal balls up and want to give the impression that we care and will not repeat it, when in reality you should have voted in people who were capable of not not making such a fundamentally poor and expensive mistake or having to learn on the job.

Oh boy I could spend so much time doing more of these!
 


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