Euphemisms

[Goodison87]

Not really got a sweet tooth. Regularly eats a half frozen Sara Lee black Forrest gateau between the hours of 2-3 am with dirty fingers.

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

They're a bit disorganised = clueless/careless arse who ballses everything up and leaves a trail of chaos in their wake.

 

[Charles Hawtrey]

Bit of a nutty proffessor - Either totally self absorbed unobservant unempathetic individual or as genuinly more madman than genius!

 

[Rita_Poon]

has an eye for detail - moves glacial slow.
very thorough - a right pain in the ar$e, wants every t crossed and i dotted and thrice checked and signed off.
teachers pet - grass
the bosses son - pr!ck
new to the job - clueless
means well - dangerous!
a bit shifty - thieving twit*
a right madam - younger and has bigger tits than.

 

[Chewbacca]

‘He’s good with colours’ = homosexual

Also - scatter cushion expert

 

[carlos21]

has an eye for detail - moves glacial slow.
very thorough - a right pain in the ar$e, wants every t crossed and i dotted and thrice checked and signed off.
teachers pet - grass
the bosses son - pr!ck
new to the job - clueless
means well - dangerous!
a bit shifty - thieving twit*
a right madam - younger and has bigger tits than.

Evening reets.

 

[Alanbileysfeathercut]

Pig with lipstick...a looker

 

[Rita_Poon]

 

[Bedfordblue]

Next door neighbours dog got into my garden earlier and left piles of ‘Dyche’ everywhere.

 

[notrevE5]

Comedian, Prophet, philosopher, non P C standard bearer, irreplaceable

 

[tr_efc]

Not quite my cup of tea = a complete and utter goshbite

 

[tr_efc]

Have to just see how you get on = you're f*!$@d and there's nothing you, or anyone else for that matter, can do about it

 

[Charles Hawtrey]

My clear favourite

Corporate Downsizing = your sacked!

 

[Chewbacca]

Big fan of ‘overly refreshed’ for exceptionally drunk

 

[carlos21]

They're a bit disorganised = clueless/careless arse who ballses everything up and leaves a trail of chaos in their wake.

Yo davey.