Euphemisms, see how you get on

[monty]

Euphemism is the substitution of an agreeable or inoffensive expression for one that may offend or suggest something unpleasant to the listener; or in the case of doublespeak, to make it less troublesome for the speaker.

So lets find statements, quotes etc from articles and translate into how you read through there euphemistic meanings, should be a laugh

As an example

Chico saying from Canade, I'm haing a lovely time, weather is beautiful and we went shopping today.

Euphemism would be, this slag has dragged me round the shops when I'm supposed to on my holidays

do you want to try it?

 

[chicoazul]

chica-azul is not here, its a solo visit.

When the cats away?

 

[monty]

chica-azul is not here, its a solo visit.

When the cats away?

 

[chicoazul]

I was starting a poll pal.

To see who hath faith in moi.

 

[monty]

I was starting a poll pal.

To see who hath faith in moi.

I didn't know you had any Polish mates

 

[chicoazul]

Not the ones you dont pay for.

 

[monty]

Chico posted : Did Rob compliment something American there?

The rehabilitation is coming on well

Euphemism: [Poor language removed] hell!