Essential tips for first time posters on GOT

[DualityNSNO]

Bump the Donovan thread every few months, just for good measure

https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/minor-things-that-make-you-fume.66035/

 

[larrygobfiend]

Do not play transfer rumour catchphrase in the transfer rumour thread.

You get less for murder!

 

[verreauxi]

Don't ever try to be serious, unless you are trying to be serious, in which case state your serious point in a non-serious manner so that people have to tease-out if you're being serious or not.

Don't be a racist prick either.

 

[tim gabbott]

Don't arrange to meet any one in the Lisbon pub....

 

[verreauxi]

Get dogmatically argumentative about the excellent quality of certain players even when it is objectively possible for everyone to see that their recent form has been solid excreta from the far end of the alimentary canal.

 

[ArtetaMoney]

Learn how to spell a players name properly before you post about them.

It's never Mirrales or Deuleuofeuo

 

[SerenityNigh]

Get dogmatically argumentative about the excellent quality of certain players even when it is objectively possible for everyone to see that their recent form has been solid excreta from the far end of the alimentary canal.

harsh on Chico's previews mate

 

[chicoazul]

Be fierce.

 

[EFC David]

Don't swear or you get a warning.
Never get involved in the great pineapple debate as t causes uproar.
Never admit to watching The X-Factor.
Always post about the times you are going to ride rare occasion.

 

[Whistlin' Dixie]

ALWAYS click on a Bungle link.

That's good advice, right there

 

[milks]

Team lineup schematics. They're banned.

Any use of the phrases "I heard", or "I understand" in the transfer thread. They're banned too.

 

[Yorkie]

Introduce yourself in the new signings thread.

 

[tommye]

Don't arrange to meet any one in the Lisbon pub....

*flagged

 

[ilikecheese]

When quoting another post do NOT type above the quote.

@Zatara

 

[chicoazul]

Find yourself a nemesis quickly. All the best posters are defined by their struggle against their nemesis.