bourneblue
Player Valuation: £10m
oh how I Wish Atruro Sorriboss would make an appearance to put end to this ITK/twitter nonsense.
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BoysInBlue
Player Valuation: £50m
Owen's just heard that Finch Farm isn't really a farm, and that he can't keep his horse in stables there:
DanEFC92
Player Valuation: £90m
DylanCrilly98
Player Valuation: £25k
Sound, messi's realised he's English and he's fed up with barca so he wants a move to the prem, it's well known that he's a massive evertonian so he'd want to come to us, also he will be willing to play for free because he's got enough money already.... Messi will be signing tommorow and will be revealed alongside Mirallas, Niang, Rooney, Hohnson, Owen, Heskey and whoever else were meant to be signing 
TheFinnFan
Finners
Bigmaclad
No mate
Owen's just heard that Finch Farm isn't really a farm, and that he can't keep his horse in stables there:
THATS THE EVERTON CONTRACT HE HAS IN HIS HANDS
NewRadical
Player Valuation: £30m
How are we going to pay the wages for all these new signings?
Oh God, we've taken out another loan with Vibrac ain't we!
Oh God, we've taken out another loan with Vibrac ain't we!
Bigmaclad
No mate
yes
HES A BOSS SLOTTER IS WHAT MY SOURCE SAYS
Bigmaclad
No mate
KENWRIGHT IS PAYING FOR IT MATE WITH THEATRE TICKETS
Bigmaclad
No mate
HES SIGNED TOO MATE
Pat's Van
Player Valuation: £70m
Sound, messi's realised he's English and he's fed up with barca so he wants a move to the prem, it's well known that he's a massive evertonian so he'd want to come to us, also he will be willing to play for free because he's got enough money already.... Messi will be signing tommorow and will be revealed alongside Mirallas, Niang, Rooney, Hohnson, Owen, Heskey and whoever else were meant to be signing
who the fk is Hohnson mate ?
d34noj
Player Valuation: £40m
thats his medical assessment.
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