Embargo news at 10.30pm

[KaiserEFC]

Finally Kenwyne Jones and Kevin Doyle are ours!!!!

 

[Ivo]

That Swedish striker Dhalin? I knew it. Get in

 

[everton fan number one]

Pokemon Go to be announced as the new shirt sponsor

 

[street end]

Don’t get too excited but the news is that Henry Onyekuru still wouldn’t be allowed to play for us if he was still our player.

 

[JimmyJeffers]

That's all I've been told by a former member of this parish.

@Yank ?

 

[mahermi1]

How anyone falls for these ridiculous posts of his is beyond me........


About 50 mins to go, sets alarm.

 

[ilikecheese]

@Yank ?

He's a Liverpool and/or Bayern Munich fan now.

 

[Lao]

Finally....Rasmus Elm

 

[PhilEFC]

The Esk finally coming through?

 

[TheBlueBlitzer]

Traore coming back on a free to continue his 100% scoring rate with us

 

[Foot Long Hot Dog]

Moomin ffs

 

[barneygumble]

Is it just me, or true evertonian manner that I saw “Embargo news” and automatically assumed were being caned, and this won’t be positive?

 

[blue61]

Big Dunc arrested for hugging ball boys.

 

[Archie Knox]

Finally we've managed to capture Paul Dickov.

 

[malfosse]

I hope this isn't a wind up. I've already had to turn down a more than generous offer from @tommye, just so I can keep up to date with any news.