effective substitutes

[JimEFC]

Amokachi. Elland Road cup semi 1995.

 

[Woolverhampton_Blue]

The chicken bacon ranch is a pretty decent sub.

6 or 12 inches?

 

[Quim]

Not so much a game changer but the sub I always remember as a kid was when Kendall in his 3rd spell took Madar off for Oster against Leicester when we were drawing and needed a win desperately,the ground exploded into boos and Young Oster looked shell shocked. The ball broke to him within seconds of him coming on and he fluffed a one on one. Always thought our own crowd played a part in his bottle completely going and as a result hate hearing fans booing substitutions.

Remember watching him against rangers in pre season, possibly his debut, and he looked awesome. I was convinced he was going to be a star

 

[ArtetaMoney]

Mayonaise for Light Mayo makes my trousers fit a bit better.

Geri and Barkley against Barnsley in the League Cup last season was boss.

 

[Milk]

Margarine for butter, usually for ease of spreading.

Margarine is the devil's work.

For one of the many uses of butter, may i refer you to Last Tango in Paris.
Other than that, ideal on hot toast

No need to thank me

 

[Saint Domingo]

When Martinez was trolling Goodison over Christmas 14/15 by taking Besic off all the time even when he was picking up motm most games. That fraud just loved the attention of a 'look at me I know best' substitution.

 

[Dan Tanner]

That reminds me of when moyes brought HeitInga on as a sub when we were 1 down away at Bolton in the cup. A chorus of boos in the ground but luckily he scored a last minute equaliser

Me and my mate were sitting in with the home fans trying to be invisble as there'd been a fair few fights when we scored the first goal. That went in and we just bombed it out the ground away from the irate Bolton fans. Ended up trying to flee them in three feet of snow piled up outside the ground. Awful awful game that