ECHO Comment: "Fears of Witch-hunt Against Liverpool FC"

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Developing thugs for the PL - Stevie Me's top ten

Kiss the bosses ass
Go in hard lad go in low - on the ankle, knee.. hard and early..
dive over the player's legs...
blindside of the ref lad..
check which side the lino's on
make sure you know your refs.
Spray lots of aimless passes..
Take all the free kicks
Be the Cheerleader
keep your energy levels up by making the Lucas Leivas do all the work..
 
Don't forget this as well. Three Norwegians!
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I get the attachment to a big English team (and one time winning one) but hell I do wonder what Norwegians think of the state of our country and, in particular, Anfield and its environs when they come over. From a clean, beautiful country to a total sh.thole and then to the biggest sh.thole of the lot. Unless it's a conveyor belt of new, stupid Norwegians you do wonder why they come back.
 
I think it's nice that Stevie G proclaims the birth of his first son against the background of Everton's iconic building....

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Lia is a boys name? o_O

Who knows.. Liar more like. I guess he had to keep the L word going.. so attached as he is to the football team as Alex's two daughters are L's I think.. Still, what can you expect from a man who imaginatively wrote a book and called it the same as that other bright spark Robbie Fowler - My Autobiography which, in Fowler's case at least was written with another person..
 
Mail reports it's Lio - after Messi seemingly.. So he likes great players but can only manage 3 letters - as in Cri, Lio, Pel (or Eds), Die...

So now it's daughters Lilly-Ella Gerrard (cos he likes a bit of Leg), Lourdes Gerrard (cos he once visited Lourdes) and Lexie Gerrard (cos she was conceived in the back of a Lexus).
 
4 year deal at 100k pw for Lovren, that doesn't sound like they are planning on making him third choice when they go sign VVD etc for 55m does it...

Funny how Lovren in the eyes of the RS beauts has been crap most of the season and needed replacing, all of a sudden though (after this new deal) he's now become decent and they have to trust Klopp because if he wasn't any good Klopp wouldn't have given him the new deal.
 
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