ECHO Comment: "Fears of Witch-hunt Against Liverpool FC"

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There's a poor Kopite on Rawk fuming stuck in hospital as he was hoping Liverpool 'would cheer him up' in his words.

He says 'At least it saves me buying the rip off tele for MotD' ha! Hope his hospital tea cheers him up.

Spare a thought for him as you enjoy tonight.

I really hope it's Fanta Scruff, hospitalised after another beat down for being an absolute bell.
 
Sandal wearing Klopp gets sacked after physical altercation with mounted policeman outside a takeaway on Walton Breck Road.

Flip-Flop Klopp Chip Shop Strop: Clips Clip-Clop Cop, Cops Kop Chop

This. This has had me in tears for 10 minutes straight. Probably because it reminds me of my favourite ever Viz fake headline, about Mr. T going insane and turning Paul McCartney's testicles into a popular 70s toy. Or, as Viz put it:

CRACKERS BARACUS TURNS MACCA'S KNACKERS INTO CLACKERS
 
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Didnt seem to bother Conte, Jose, Koeman or Poch that much.

Nor the fella at Hull or Southampton.

Love em.

Problem with klopp is he only ever has played the one way, ten plus years gives a lot of teams research material on how to stop it, at Dortmund he had world class strikers who could finish given half a chance, these lot haven't and they aren't likely to be able to attract one either
 
My RS mate reckons the Europa league is not to be sniffed at, they are boss at moving the goalposts.

There team is already running on empty with just league games, imagine if this,season they'd had an extra dozen Europe games on top, klopp had them in a false position early on as he had them playing at a pace they couldnt sustain and he gambled everything on them being able to build up a lead in points and being able to usecthst momentum to push them on, it failed now he's left with a team unable to play his system as they don't have it in them
 
This. This has had me in tears for 10 minutes straight. Probably because it reminds me of my favourite ever Viz fake headline, about Mr. T going insane and turning Paul McCartney's testicles into a popular 70s toy. Or, as Viz put it:

CRACKERS BARACUS TURNS MACCA'S KNACKERS INTO CLACKERS

That's superb - I have marginally improved (?? - perhaps not) on my previous effort):

Sandal wearing Klopp gets sacked after physical altercation with Beatle loving mounted policeman outside a takeaway on Walton Breck Road.

Flip-Flop Klopp Chip Shop Strop: Clips Clip-Clop Mop Top Cop, Cops Kop Chop
 
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