ECHO Comment: "Fears of Witch-hunt Against Liverpool FC"
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...i.e. his circumlocutionary counterpoint circumnavigations circumscribe clarity to the point of circumventing it; such is suggestive of casuistry (and hence the requirement of your [and our] circumspection)
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That link has a different score and scorer?
Apparently we're obsessed and bitter .. but MR (- BOTH letters capitalised - I hate to disillusion you David but it's actually M small r full stop (for the abbreviation) just in case you weren't sure if he's a man) David E Usher's little crap book "We Go Again" (front cover warning: Unsuitable for children and Evertonians) makes the point in a not-so eloquent way about how much he hates us: Here's his take on the 3-3 draw in Slippy Season:
Kevin Mirallas eh? Who knew he was such a c**t (full word used) - Then there's those crying t*ats Distin and Jagielka in the referees (sic) face complaining about non-existent elbows. (How little he seems to remember earlier misdemeanours from Suarez which merited the revenge tackle in the eyes of some observers. Yeah I know he's one of them but - irrespective - you take it on the chin when you hand it out and get it back, well that's my take on things but not your average Superiority Complex Gobshight Red's.
Home Derby: the Red two-thirds of Merseyside are buzzing now.. (god that's side slippingly funny MR David)
And then bleating about our 3-2 loss against City at the death.. apparently we weren't trying and the opening goal must have been a big mistake - well "Poundland Kuyt" (Naismith) and Barkley were but not the rest. Poundland Kuyt!! Take a minute to think about that - Naismith (apparently the worst forward on Merseyside, ok I don't want to disagree with that, maybe after Sturridge, Goofy and Romelu he is but.. whatever!) compared to their ugliest (and that's a competition in its own right) player the other side of the Park.. and your point is what exactly? I seem to remember you devoting a few lines in the book to what a good season Everton were having so perhaps you had a problem with us lad.. P.S. Steven Fletcher really isn't that good and he wouldn't get into a CL team so, suggest you stop talking crap and stick to the day job - oh hang on that is your day job with your LFC commitments.
Apparently this was his third book - but it seems his mastery of English has made no forward moves just yet as the book is peppered with cheap gutter level language and poor syntax - not to mention minimal statistical data, opposition players/scorers etc (cos obviously they just don't matter). And it says a lot about the intellect of the morons that buy enough of this turgid garbage that he can "pen" a third season's worth - perhaps he's as good as they've got. I can't wait till he produces a colouring book for them all - they'll all be able to read that one.
Any passing Kopites - send my regards to MR David. Keep churning out the garbage books as they obviously suit dem Kopite lowbrows.
Kevin Mirallas eh? Who knew he was such a c**t (full word used) - Then there's those crying t*ats Distin and Jagielka in the referees (sic) face complaining about non-existent elbows. (How little he seems to remember earlier misdemeanours from Suarez which merited the revenge tackle in the eyes of some observers. Yeah I know he's one of them but - irrespective - you take it on the chin when you hand it out and get it back, well that's my take on things but not your average Superiority Complex Gobshight Red's.
Home Derby: the Red two-thirds of Merseyside are buzzing now.. (god that's side slippingly funny MR David)
And then bleating about our 3-2 loss against City at the death.. apparently we weren't trying and the opening goal must have been a big mistake - well "Poundland Kuyt" (Naismith) and Barkley were but not the rest. Poundland Kuyt!! Take a minute to think about that - Naismith (apparently the worst forward on Merseyside, ok I don't want to disagree with that, maybe after Sturridge, Goofy and Romelu he is but.. whatever!) compared to their ugliest (and that's a competition in its own right) player the other side of the Park.. and your point is what exactly? I seem to remember you devoting a few lines in the book to what a good season Everton were having so perhaps you had a problem with us lad.. P.S. Steven Fletcher really isn't that good and he wouldn't get into a CL team so, suggest you stop talking crap and stick to the day job - oh hang on that is your day job with your LFC commitments.
Apparently this was his third book - but it seems his mastery of English has made no forward moves just yet as the book is peppered with cheap gutter level language and poor syntax - not to mention minimal statistical data, opposition players/scorers etc (cos obviously they just don't matter). And it says a lot about the intellect of the morons that buy enough of this turgid garbage that he can "pen" a third season's worth - perhaps he's as good as they've got. I can't wait till he produces a colouring book for them all - they'll all be able to read that one.
Any passing Kopites - send my regards to MR David. Keep churning out the garbage books as they obviously suit dem Kopite lowbrows.
Poor Angel Gabriel....Given the brevity of your time in this intellectual cauldron of debate that is GOT (as opposed to dear old Rawks Drift, the twilight haven for those who mouth the words when they read), your homage to our dearth of a Champions League Trophy to put in our cabinet as below, must have been your debut 1st thread here. It made you laugh you said.
https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/1980-match-of-the-day.91958/
Additionally, I was rather puzzled to see in your recent thread, only your 2nd actually, that you said the only thing we had to look forward to was winning the "Liverpool Losing the League Trophy". Now theres an implication there...as to lose it, theyd actually have to win it in the first place. Wouldn't they though...hey ? But to keep you sweet, and following your logic of what constitutes "losing it", didn't we already win this trophy a couple of years ago. Mustve slipped your mind. Youre welcome.
https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/1980-match-of-the-day.91958/
Additionally, I was rather puzzled to see in your recent thread, only your 2nd actually, that you said the only thing we had to look forward to was winning the "Liverpool Losing the League Trophy". Now theres an implication there...as to lose it, theyd actually have to win it in the first place. Wouldn't they though...hey ? But to keep you sweet, and following your logic of what constitutes "losing it", didn't we already win this trophy a couple of years ago. Mustve slipped your mind. Youre welcome.
Jimmy was always good "at the back" though, wasn't he?
You just couldn't make it up, the Genie will be playing in Spain next year
davek
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Nailed on that.
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he's also made sure nobody can view his profile posts. wise one he is.
Here's some more from The Usherette:
St Slippy's Day
I'm just too f.....g gutted! Maybe I'll rejoin the "we go again" bandwagon (btw where did that come from? Was it from Steven "don't let this slip" Gerrard?) Chelsea the complete sh*thouse who roll out the ring (burning one?) and won't fight - (oh dear were they supposed to be supine for your precious boys then?) They're absolutely f...g vermin and if there was one club I would wipe off the face of the planet (irony alert, warning, irony alert) it would be them. They were actually time wasting in the first minute - (err no, actually, they were just winding your team up with a tactic and boy did it work, what did Brendan slip in the lads half-time tea David?)
It felt like we were playing a more expensive, a more c*nty (nice word that David) version of Tony Pulis' Stoke (well, actually that was a whole year back now but more of him in a moment..)
And so on to Crystalbul: Horrendous capitulation.. (err that's usually reserved for losing you know). Blame blah blah blah, hundreds of millions of pounds on their squad, moan moan moan.. highest wage bill, moan, whinge,.. Chelsea unfairness, injustice of it all.. Palace parked the bus (yes of course they did at 0-2, 0-3 whatever) Suarez "appeared to be feeling unwell before the game.. and you could tell he wasn't right in the second half..gasping for breath..when we beat Palace 9-0 six came in the last half hour (oh dear, David, that was a different game, team, location etc.)
and now the piece-de-resistance - the consolation of blowing the three goal lead: "if we had beaten Palace and missed out on the title basically because of Gerrard's slip against Chelsea, I don't think I'd have ever recovered from that..
(So folks, here it is - encapsulated in just a few words - the vicarious thrills and spills of being a fan - the actions of the hero who "let the team down" would have clouded his life - it's not enough that Stevie Me single handedly starfished the lads into eternal fame with the Olympiakos penalty moment and then the same thing at 0-3 in Istanbul - or the thirty yarder in the FA Cup Final.. no, the hero would have been an eternal villain for one slip..you pathetic ungrateful gobsh1te).
St Slippy's Day
I'm just too f.....g gutted! Maybe I'll rejoin the "we go again" bandwagon (btw where did that come from? Was it from Steven "don't let this slip" Gerrard?) Chelsea the complete sh*thouse who roll out the ring (burning one?) and won't fight - (oh dear were they supposed to be supine for your precious boys then?) They're absolutely f...g vermin and if there was one club I would wipe off the face of the planet (irony alert, warning, irony alert) it would be them. They were actually time wasting in the first minute - (err no, actually, they were just winding your team up with a tactic and boy did it work, what did Brendan slip in the lads half-time tea David?)
It felt like we were playing a more expensive, a more c*nty (nice word that David) version of Tony Pulis' Stoke (well, actually that was a whole year back now but more of him in a moment..)
And so on to Crystalbul: Horrendous capitulation.. (err that's usually reserved for losing you know). Blame blah blah blah, hundreds of millions of pounds on their squad, moan moan moan.. highest wage bill, moan, whinge,.. Chelsea unfairness, injustice of it all.. Palace parked the bus (yes of course they did at 0-2, 0-3 whatever) Suarez "appeared to be feeling unwell before the game.. and you could tell he wasn't right in the second half..gasping for breath..when we beat Palace 9-0 six came in the last half hour (oh dear, David, that was a different game, team, location etc.)
and now the piece-de-resistance - the consolation of blowing the three goal lead: "if we had beaten Palace and missed out on the title basically because of Gerrard's slip against Chelsea, I don't think I'd have ever recovered from that..
(So folks, here it is - encapsulated in just a few words - the vicarious thrills and spills of being a fan - the actions of the hero who "let the team down" would have clouded his life - it's not enough that Stevie Me single handedly starfished the lads into eternal fame with the Olympiakos penalty moment and then the same thing at 0-3 in Istanbul - or the thirty yarder in the FA Cup Final.. no, the hero would have been an eternal villain for one slip..you pathetic ungrateful gobsh1te).
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Not on telly two weeks running.
How long til one of them writes to the FA, blames it on Everton's integrity or accuses Alex Ferguson of 'buying the media'?
How long til one of them writes to the FA, blames it on Everton's integrity or accuses Alex Ferguson of 'buying the media'?
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