canuckblue
Player Valuation: £50m
Yep, I had to look. A complete electric shock protocol won't erase the memory.
Makes ya think doesnt it.
ECHO Comment: "Fears of Witch-hunt Against Liverpool FC"
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dandydan
Player Valuation: £40m
You can include Muslim friends into drinking games by proposing to down a shot every time you hear a Scouse kopite on talk sport. Halal guaranteed!
Dan Tanner
Player Valuation: £15m
Well well well, on 24/7 Kloppwatch, gnashers 2 has gone crown green bowling, loves living in Formby as his dog adores the beach, and most importantly his best part of the week is going for a few pints in the freshfield pub on a Sunday afternoon.
Nice one you utter weapon, hope your looking forward to this afternoon and every subsequent day when you enter the pub only to be met with 500 ageing sweaty full kit [Poor language removed] trying to get a selfie with you and imagining that there going to be your new best friend ever. The place will be rocking with nervous fat biff virgins clinging to a diet coke as they've never had a beer in there life, yet have got a gut trying to escape their xxxxl replica top like a 70's teenager trying to get out of Jimmy Savilles top of the pops boudoir, as the fat skunks anxiously scan the door for herr turd-teeth to enter. After all its not like kopites to do understated stuff, welcome to your nightmare hess, it'll never end x
Nice one you utter weapon, hope your looking forward to this afternoon and every subsequent day when you enter the pub only to be met with 500 ageing sweaty full kit [Poor language removed] trying to get a selfie with you and imagining that there going to be your new best friend ever. The place will be rocking with nervous fat biff virgins clinging to a diet coke as they've never had a beer in there life, yet have got a gut trying to escape their xxxxl replica top like a 70's teenager trying to get out of Jimmy Savilles top of the pops boudoir, as the fat skunks anxiously scan the door for herr turd-teeth to enter. After all its not like kopites to do understated stuff, welcome to your nightmare hess, it'll never end x
TrixyStevens
Player Valuation: £35m
I wonder which landlord in Freshfield came up with that pile of s**t about JK rolling up.. Brilliant business plan. Plus you can bet your last buck (I said B-U-C-K, listen up at the back) that Klopp is otherwise engaged most Sundays given that the Flavour of the Month are pretty much guaranteed to be on the box.
I can just see some meth-hole (Breaking Bad News) outside Anfield and telling them Aldo calls in for 6 pints before the game.
I can just see some meth-hole (Breaking Bad News) outside Anfield and telling them Aldo calls in for 6 pints before the game.
Dan Tanner
Player Valuation: £15m
Blues Harp
Player Valuation: £60m
Well well well, on 24/7 Kloppwatch, gnashers 2 has gone crown green bowling, loves living in Formby as his dog adores the beach, and most importantly his best part of the week is going for a few pints in the freshfield pub on a Sunday afternoon.
In the Freshfield ?? Seriously ?? Wait till I get there, buy him a pint of Jaipur and watch him flee.....nobhead
In the Freshfield ?? Seriously ?? Wait till I get there, buy him a pint of Jaipur and watch him flee.....nobhead
Saint Domingo
Player Valuation: £90m
The media have that feeling again don't they? They're almost begging for another title challenge. Sky have written more about Klopp in the international break than about the England team.
They know how which side their bread is buttered on
FakeLooks like Krapp has used Science to find himself a decent new keeper
Tony Barrett has blocked me on twitter after me asking him does Joe.co.uk's chief sport correspondant have a duty to the public to write more stuff than what liverpools 2nd choice goal keeper had for his dinner.
He did 9 articles in a week, 7 of them LFC related.
He did 9 articles in a week, 7 of them LFC related.
Shame really, I used to think he was one of the “Better” LFC journos. Unfortunately he is now writing for effectively the LAD Bible.
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