ECHO Comment: "Fears of Witch-hunt Against Liverpool FC"

[LouReedwalkonthewildside]

Holy Rafael and the Cardinals, my eyes are bleeding.

Where's that from?

My lad spotted it on RAWK.

 

[Whistlin' Dixie]

The RS bellends are at it again, they need to seriously have a word with themselves.

Fee fi fo fum
I smell the blood of an Englishman.
Be he alive or be he dead,
I'll grind his bones to make my bread.

Lee li lo lum
I smell the blood of a German-man.
He be alive and be not dead,
And we hang on to the words that he has said.

Lee li lo lum
We love the words of the German-man.
He has said that we must all be strong,
And many will say yes, it's been far too long.

Lee li lo lum
We have the words of a German-man.
Three parts are needed to dominate,
And that means we need a Triumvirate.

Lee li lo lum
We have the players and our own German-man.
We then have the fans, he will state,
These three will make up the Triumvirate.

Lee li lo lum
what, from this, will eventually come?
LFC will dominate with lots of endeavor,
The German-man, the players and the fans - together.

Aw, dass sound da', laaaaa. In bits here like.

Jesus H Navas. What is that place? Some sort of refuge for the remedial weirdos from every class in every school, everywhere?

 

[summerisle]

Look away now :

 

[Whistlin' Dixie]

Look away now :

They just can't help themselves....Even at Christmas he's sneaking in a hitler salute

 

[Jxg]

They just can't help themselves....Even at Christmas he's sneaking in a hitler salute

Would it be wrong to edit a little moustache on him?

 

[Sapie88]

They're just weird, there's no other way to describe them.

They aren't like normal sane people.

They're just scruffy, horrid, vile, murderous, deluded, brainwashed meffs.

 

[paulbefc]

I didn't see any of the West Brom game, but I just saw a little clip of what I think was after the equaliser or full time, Klopp was jumping around in front of Pulis literally beating his chest.

He couldn't have made himself look more of an idiot than he did in the minutes following that goal. First his immediate reaction and then the OTT celebrations in front of the kop.

 

[toffeejack]

hahahaha bloody hell.

Merry Robertomas - fits just as badly.

 

[Toffeelover]

To be fair, brown shoes go with (almost) everything

But not with an RS football kit, ludicrous it is.

 

[ToffeeDan]

Holy Rafael and the Cardinals, my eyes are bleeding.

Where's that from?

Lancaster Moor Hospital.

 

[Toffeelover]

Look away now :

Holy Shreddies!

 

[blue61]

hahahaha bloody hell.

Merry Robertomas - fits just as badly.

Merry Broguemas?

 

[Whistlin' Dixie]

Lancaster Moor Hospital.

Sure it's not Broad Moor Hospital??

 

[Jacob]

The RS bellends are at it again, they need to seriously have a word with themselves.

Fee fi fo fum
I smell the blood of an Englishman.
Be he alive or be he dead,
I'll grind his bones to make my bread.

Lee li lo lum
I smell the blood of a German-man.
He be alive and be not dead,
And we hang on to the words that he has said.

Lee li lo lum
We love the words of the German-man.
He has said that we must all be strong,
And many will say yes, it's been far too long.

Lee li lo lum
We have the words of a German-man.
Three parts are needed to dominate,
And that means we need a Triumvirate.

Lee li lo lum
We have the players and our own German-man.
We then have the fans, he will state,
These three will make up the Triumvirate.

Lee li lo lum
what, from this, will eventually come?
LFC will dominate with lots of endeavor,
The German-man, the players and the fans - together.

Im in two minds as to what is the more pitiful....the nonsensical attempt at poetry, or the fact that the only poem or rhyme the poster could plagiarise a la RS is from Jack and the Beanstalk. Then again after their own pantomime with the Tiller Girls style ending on Sunday, that mustve obviously played on his/her mind.

 

[canuckblue]

There once was a fella named Klopp
Who led his team out to the Kop
We called him a berk
Their fans went berserk
I wish they were poised for the drop