deipnosophist
Player Valuation: £80m
You know another thing which grinds my gears with the media? The way whenever the RS get mentioned, it's always with a reference to the Divine Yuuuuurgen, i.e. 'Exeter City host Jurgen Klopp's Liverpool'. Or, 'another away defeat for Jurgen Klopp and Liverpool'. I mean, when do you ever hear 'and Claudio Ranieri's Leicester are still top of the league' or even 'Louis Van Gaal's Manchester United travel to West Ham'. Or, heaven forbid, 'Roberto Martinez's Everton are only one point behind the gang of spunktrumpets'
I'm just waiting for a turnstile operator at Anfield to be sacked after persistent lateness. It'll surely be reported as 'Jurgen Klopp kept smiling as he faced the first turnstile-related staff obstacle of his Liverpool reign, which has seen the Anfield club storm up the table by two points over the last month'...
lol...never heard the expression 'spunktrumpet'...very funny