He always puts us down to lose 2-1. Its his idea of comedy. If I'm honest it makes me giggle as if it where my job, I'd have Liverpool losing too, by a greater margin.
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He always puts us down to lose 2-1. Its his idea of comedy. If I'm honest it makes me giggle as if it where my job, I'd have Liverpool losing too, by a greater margin.
Dithering Dougie
Banned
Sounds like Klopps not happy with World Class Studgie and his part time career.
Rook
Player Valuation: £80m
Play a "run until you drop dead" style of footie all the while pushing unfit players on the side. Excellent.
Sturridge will not be able to train to the 'intensity' that Klopp demands and if he does then he will get different types of injuries. Not really surprised that Coutinho suffered a hamstring strain, Lallana will be next, with Firminho not far behind. Firminho looked knackered last night and kept giving the ball away.
Heard that Klopp is making a complaint to UEFA about Spurs using his new invention, 'The high pressing game'. That Klopp developed in Germany and brought over to England before he spreads it to the rest of the world.
Heard that Klopp is making a complaint to UEFA about Spurs using his new invention, 'The high pressing game'. That Klopp developed in Germany and brought over to England before he spreads it to the rest of the world.
Sturridge must learn what is pain and what is serious pain, says Klopp
"Jürgen Klopp believes Daniel Sturridge has to learn more about the difference between “serious pain and what is only pain” in order to conquer his injury problems".
That will not go down well with Sturridge, doubt his ego can take this criticism
"Jürgen Klopp believes Daniel Sturridge has to learn more about the difference between “serious pain and what is only pain” in order to conquer his injury problems".
That will not go down well with Sturridge, doubt his ego can take this criticism
Kankurette
Requested ban
Insert joke about Mignolet fondling balls here.
Steven Gerrard can't wait to start working with Liverpool boss Jurgen Klopp as he prepares for training return at Melwood
Steven Gerrard is excited to start working with Jurgen Klopp and admits he has already been made to ‘feel good’ after receiving a hug from the new Liverpool manager.
"I got one off him, theyre quite nice. He makes you feel good. Hes got that enthusiasm, very infectious and he makes players feel special.
Im an ex player and I came out of his office feeling good and really confident........... Im very excited to go in, obviously I’ve been there for a very long time and I’ve come out for a short period but I’m looking forward going into the new set-up to having a look at what Klopp’s all about tactically, what he demands of his players and how much he’s changed since the Brendan era.
‘You just watch him in those interviews and you just love watching him. He’s got that infectious personality and I’m excited to go and spend some time with him.’
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-3335682/Steven-Gerrard-t-wait-start-working-Jurgen-Klopp-prepares-training-return-Liverpool.html#ixzz3shxCigLZ
In spite of Klopp initially playing down his Anfield involvement other than keeping fit during his break over here...you can always rely on Gerrard to simultaneously juggle self promotion and brown-nosing to keep his (supposedly departed) feet under the table. Shameless.
Steven Gerrard is excited to start working with Jurgen Klopp and admits he has already been made to ‘feel good’ after receiving a hug from the new Liverpool manager.
"I got one off him, theyre quite nice. He makes you feel good. Hes got that enthusiasm, very infectious and he makes players feel special.
Im an ex player and I came out of his office feeling good and really confident........... Im very excited to go in, obviously I’ve been there for a very long time and I’ve come out for a short period but I’m looking forward going into the new set-up to having a look at what Klopp’s all about tactically, what he demands of his players and how much he’s changed since the Brendan era.
‘You just watch him in those interviews and you just love watching him. He’s got that infectious personality and I’m excited to go and spend some time with him.’
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-3335682/Steven-Gerrard-t-wait-start-working-Jurgen-Klopp-prepares-training-return-Liverpool.html#ixzz3shxCigLZ
In spite of Klopp initially playing down his Anfield involvement other than keeping fit during his break over here...you can always rely on Gerrard to simultaneously juggle self promotion and brown-nosing to keep his (supposedly departed) feet under the table. Shameless.
Dharma bum411
Player Valuation: £500k
Sturidge just needs to get all that sand out of his Vagina and he might then be able to play.
Donald Twain
Vide cor meum
lol
Christ he's a needy little get.
Professor Toffee
On and on, over the hill and the craic is good
Poor Klopp, slippy likes him. Go now you fool!
I like Klopp. I just can't help it. What is he doing managing those gobshites?
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