ECHO Comment: "Fears of Witch-hunt Against Liverpool FC"

[Sapie88]

This speculation, Raheem, you must cull it,
Sign this contract we've shoved down your gullet,
We don't take to snubs,
We're a family club,
We'll club your family and fill them with bullets


I must say gents, I am pleased
Your rhymes were a fresh morning breeze,
Wait 'til RAWK scribes,
Write about Jordan Ibe,
I hear they really push boundar-ies

Lovely to see you mate.

 

[Boss_Blue]

This speculation, Raheem, you must cull it,
Sign this contract we've shoved down your gullet,
We don't take to snubs,
We're a family club,
We'll club your family and fill them with bullets


I must say gents, I am pleased
Your rhymes were a fresh morning breeze,
Wait 'til RAWK scribes,
Write about Jordan Ibe,
I hear they really push boundar-ies

Good dog.

*throws biscuit

 

[cronullasharks]

There once was a man named Raheem
At times he just liked to dream
About getting on the first train
Or maybe the next plane
To get away from Liverpool it would seem

 

[Kiwi]

There was a sponger with a bairn
AY AI DADDY AI O
At Liverpool he wouldn't earn
AY AI DADDY AI O
With a Boo Boo here
And a Boo Boo there
Here a boo, there a boo
Everywhere a boo boo
Raheem Sterling threatened harm
AY AI DADDY AI O

 

[Boss_Blue]

There was a sponger with a bairn
AY AI DADDY AI O
At Liverpool he wouldn't earn
AY AI DADDY AI O
With a Boo Boo here
And a Boo Boo there
Here a boo, there a boo
Everywhere a boo boo
Raheem Sterling threatened harm
AY AI DADDY AI O

What on Earth is this?

 

[Kiwi]

What on earth is this?

I was channelling my inner kopite mate.

 

[Boss_Blue]

I was channelling my inner kopite mate.

Please stop.

 

[Kiwi]

Please stop.

*Goes off to burn sterling shirt

 

[Dithering Dougie]

Brendan Rodger's called Raheem a dream,
There's no softer feet in Europe he beams,
But the kid dare say No!
Huge demands for more dough,
Now Jordan Ibe gets the "Best" tag it seems.

 

[Titus Bramble]

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Poems are hard,
Cheese on toast.

 

[Boss_Blue]

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Poems are hard,
Cheese on toast.

Hahaha!

 

[BlueLlama]

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Poems are hard,
Cheese on toast.

Still a better effort than Dougie's

 

[Titus Bramble]

Still a better effort than Dougie's

His punctuation leaves a lot to be desired.

 

[Boss_Blue]

Raheem's a tit,
Rodgers is too,
If you disagree,
You've been sniffing glue.

 

[BlueLlama]

His punctuation leaves a lot to be desired.

True, the only effort not to get any likes, I wonder why.

You could have rhymed "cheese on toast" with "bullets in post" there