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That gives the term 'filthy lucre' a very literal sense! lolWhat, up is ar5e ? is he going into Walton or something ?
That gives the term 'filthy lucre' a very literal sense! lolWhat, up is ar5e ? is he going into Walton or something ?
Ideally, a red card somewhere near the corner of the Gladwys and Bullens, so 37,000 unbiased blues can give him a hearty rendition of the 'Slippy' song. I would consider selling the souls of some family members to facilitate this.What, up is ar5e ? is he going into Walton or something ?
He'll be hilarious on saturday night when we give Shobgite the send off he warrants.
Really hoping we come up with better than 'the baby song' though.
I too enjoy a shave on derby day.I think the derbie shave become much better for us these days.
If we lose, then don't care anymore because we always seem to lose them. No point in being bothered about it anymore.
But we win and its limbs!
Wow. How far Villa have fallen
But Joe Cole can do stuff with a ball Messi can't. Stevie said so....

Liverpool are always a dangerous team to face in a cup situation
They have the football equivilent of a punchers chance
I believe it was master Yoda who said "Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering.... except where concerned, kopites are, hate them you must"I hate them
They've gone crackers lately with this sort of lunacy! As you rightly say, it just makes you look stupid.Won't be long before the affables compare their situation to being "gang raped".
I think it's good that we haven't heralded the arrival of Aaron Lennon like he's Garrincha meets Robben. We haven't drooled like the RS did when Balotelli, Lambert, Joe Cole, & Victor Moses arrived.
When you do something like that, it tends to make one look staggeringly moronic.
I know a lad who was a red until he was 13, his Dad, a blue, died the year Liverpool won the double and he turned blue in honour of his Dad. Been everywhere with them, you would never guess he was once a red.
Football comes after my family too although I wouldnt become a blue, more likely to switch sides in the Lizzy than take my kopite cheeks and place them on blue pastic.
Honestly I dont hate Everton, although I dislike the vitriol they aim at reds and the way they lay claim to the City.
But they stood shoulder to shoulder in the search for justice, well 99% of them, and they are often our brothers and sisters, or your birds brother, or an in law.
We want to beat them, but I also admire them. If we cant win a cup I want Everton to win it, town is packed, all the girls are out etc...
Cannot hate Everton in the purest sense. I suppose I am old enough and I remember the 1980s at Wembley.
Do anything to get back to that.
In the time you spent reading this you could have clicked and donated to the charity this article is about. Go on, I will.
AGREE mate wholeheartedly ! I only wish they had supported their team to win against Man City. Would have been a tonic for the city and denizens of Liverpool to win the Title on the 25th anniversary. JFT96
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