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6/5 Mignolet (Belgian stuck in no-man's land in commemoration of centenary of WWI as winning Stoke goal sails over his head)
3/1 Lambert (missing open goal chance to equalise after splitting shorts)
7/2 Sterling too busy looking at talent in the Family Enclosure and suffers strained neck
5/1 Roy Hodgson - injuries to blame for Sturridge absence
10/1 Glen Johnson for comparing toilet seats with Stoke fans
12/1 Skrtl for holding down the elusive Adam (or barging into Begovic)
33/1 Gerrard for slipping and being unable to catch Crouchy (or have enough energy left for lung-bursting starfish impression in final minutes)
33/1 Brendan Rodgers - blaming the owners for the lack of transfer funds
100/1 Suarez for leaving

Reckon they'll win without Stevie Me
Sky Sports Football @SkyFootball 4m4 minutes ago
#LFC XI to face #SCFC: Mignolet, Johnson, Enrique, Skrtel, Toure, Lucas, Allen, Henderson, Coutinho, Sterling, Lambert.
Nailed on.Reckon they'll win without Stevie Me
Big call but probably the right one
TheSPORTbible @TSBible 2m2 minutes ago
Steven Gerrard is dropped to the bench for the game with Stoke. 16 years to the day he made his Liverpool debut!
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