somuchfun
Player Valuation: £40m
Haha are you sure mate? Brill if that was a serious post.
ECHO Comment: "Fears of Witch-hunt Against Liverpool FC"
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Haha are you sure mate? Brill if that was a serious post.
ianefc
Player Valuation: £70m
One day there were 2 lads walking through the desert when the stumbled upon a 'Magic Lamp'..... One of the men picked up the lamp and rubbed it....Low and behold out came a Genie, who was ever so grateful and he said that they could have any wish they want and that he the Genie would make it so.
After a brief discussion the lads said to the genie, after pulling out a world map, 'If you look at this area (pointing to the middle east) it is a war torn area, wars based on religion, territory and greed, there are children starving to death, poverty, lack of education, torture and a magnitude of other terrible things wrong' They continued to ask the genie ' Is there any chance you can solve all this and make it so all the terrible things happening are no more' ... The Genie replied, whilst scratching his head and looking at the map, 'Lads, I know I said anything but that is just impossible and totally out of the question, I'm really sorry but it just simply is not possible even with 10 wishes I simply could not do that, sorry' he continued to say, 'Is there something else you would like me to do? I can sort almost anything out'
The lads again stepped away and had a discussion about an alternative to there middle east peace quest, they returned to the Genie and said....'We are both big Liverpool fans and were wondering if you could sort it that we finish in the top 4 this coming season' The genie rolls his eyes, shakes his head and says..... 'give us another look at that map'
After a brief discussion the lads said to the genie, after pulling out a world map, 'If you look at this area (pointing to the middle east) it is a war torn area, wars based on religion, territory and greed, there are children starving to death, poverty, lack of education, torture and a magnitude of other terrible things wrong' They continued to ask the genie ' Is there any chance you can solve all this and make it so all the terrible things happening are no more' ... The Genie replied, whilst scratching his head and looking at the map, 'Lads, I know I said anything but that is just impossible and totally out of the question, I'm really sorry but it just simply is not possible even with 10 wishes I simply could not do that, sorry' he continued to say, 'Is there something else you would like me to do? I can sort almost anything out'
The lads again stepped away and had a discussion about an alternative to there middle east peace quest, they returned to the Genie and said....'We are both big Liverpool fans and were wondering if you could sort it that we finish in the top 4 this coming season' The genie rolls his eyes, shakes his head and says..... 'give us another look at that map'
moyeslovechild
Player Valuation: £15m
load of ****e that, £20mil is way too much but hes more than a decent player
BlueLlama
10/11/17 TWAIN CRUSH DAY
THIS
Bent was ace for a while.
Costa isnt that bad a player but is an utter snide, knowmn for diving, elbowing , spitting etc. Will fill Suarez's boots perfectly
Foot Long Hot Dog
Player Valuation: A packet of pork scratchings
Diego Costa? haha, he's a proper nark & if they're signing him as the replacement for Suarez - lmao, as he's nowhere near the same class of player.
Yeah, I remember someone saying that on here to me about Jordan Henderson too.
We'll see.
LocalNative
MOSHIRI OUT
We really supposed to believe this lid is only 24?
We really supposed to believe this lid is only 24?
Christ he looks like a moody brass I once had. The spit.
Erm????
Please don't tell yer mar that there's been others.
bluejock
Boss coat aficionado
Stubble and all?
Popcorned the hell out of Redknapp at Southampton...loved that one.
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Aye probably. There's a relevant story to this right now that I'm gonna swerve.
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