Aldo will always be remembered for ruffling the player's hair in the Hillsborough replay. Perhaps some of the GOT 'Twitterari' can get on this?
Question: did Nottingham Forest have any players or fans in that stadium? It must have been pretty stressful for them too. Just saying.
Paul Walsh, pundit, also played for the RS, as did Paul Jewell. Come on you lot - step up!
Saying Luis Suarez isn't a cheat because he has stopped diving is like saying the Yorkshire Ripper is a great guy 'cause he hasn't vivisected a prostitute in a long long time. The bite was an attempt to provoke a reaction from Ivanovic. Anyone, apart from someone seriously mentally ill, would regard that as cheating.
'Crying and shaking' is from a real RAWK post. I think it was about Rafael.
I have written 3 parodies, although I'm not sure, could be more. Feel free to distribute. I'm not precious.
Sometimes it's a challenge to parody what already seems to be one. The last one takes a real post to an extreme.
All in all, glad you like them. I do them when the muse strikes me. I'm sure there'll be more.
Enjoy your day.

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