ECHO Comment: "Fears of Witch-hunt Against Liverpool FC" part 3

[arch stanton]

Apparently we signed Cenk Tosun based on statistical models and the predictions of an algorithm company.

I also recall Mr Siggurdson having a loud supporters branch based on stats. No one quite predicted the latest twist in his chequered Everton career, mind.

what twist is this mate?

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

what twist is this mate?

He literally became his nickname. Ghosty. He's just vanished!

 

[stony]

Yeah but one transfer failure amongst loads of transfer successes, multiple finals and winning some trophies is deemed a failure by you, you're a perfectionist.

What are basic attributes at a analytical level?

You look like you prefer the hapless Old dated model, of a sole DoF and the old fashioned scouting model who sign players as flavour of the month or sign players on reputation alone or go off a scoring streak.

Moneyball worked for your lot didn't it. Stuart Downing made the most crosses and Andy Carroll scored the most headers. You lot paid a fortune for them and thought you were gonna walk the league. Muppets.
You had to really on hacking another clubs database and using their scouting network to find your current team of asthmatic's, divers and shiny toothed shithouses.

 

[woodsyni]

Your real names not Jon Snow is it?
because Jon Snow...fill in, based on statistical probablity, the next three words

You know nothing, Jon Snow!

 

[marsh]

Thought they had no money

 

[DuuuncanHadaPigeon]

Analytics works in Football, what big rock have you been under?

Also that film is based on a true story lol, it's Not Hollywood fiction, analytics in Baseball started in the early 00s with the Red Sox and Oakland A's, now every baseball team uses it for recruitment by having a Ivy League maths Nerd as the GM in charge of player acquisitions.

Billy bean never won a championship

 

[ToffeeDan]

Sandal wearing Klopp gets sacked after physical altercation with Beatle loving mounted policeman outside local takeaway
Flip-Flop Klopp Chip Shop Strop: Clips Clippety-Clop Mop Top Cop, Cops Kop Chop

 

[arch stanton]

Sandal wearing Klopp gets sacked after physical altercation with Beatle loving mounted policeman outside local takeaway
Flip-Flop Klopp Chip Shop Strop: Clips Clippety-Clop Mop Top Cop, Cops Kop Chop

We all know that if this really happened, the headline would be -

"Chelsea fan impersonates Klopp in racial bust up - Everton involved too"

 

[ste d' indica]

Thought they had no money

They 'do things differently' mate, they spend a lot of money, but tell everyone they haven't, its dead clever.

 

[Dario Terracotta]

John Barnesss on the real lives show tonight, the usual fast talking spiel from him I would guess?

 

[mahermi1]

They 'do things differently' mate, they spend a lot of money, but tell everyone they haven't, its dead clever.

Net spend mate.. But, but you've sold no one ! Free transfer and minimum wage then mate ? err yer okay lad.

 

[No8Bally]

Does this nonsense on the BBC web site mean that the Vermin recycle more Salbutamol inhalers and PEDs bottles than anyone else?

Sustainability Champions

 

[Tipp blue]

Does this nonsense on the BBC web site mean that the Vermin recycle more Salbutamol inhalers and PEDs bottles than anyone else?

Sustainability Champions

How can any club that's flying all over Europe for champions league games top a sustainability table?
"While other clubs such as Liverpool have committed to decarbonising fuel through the use of sustainable aviation fuel in the future, which would also reduce emissions by 80%"
Fair play to them but they aren't currently doing it so how are they top?

 

[Yarrgh]

Does this nonsense on the BBC web site mean that the Vermin recycle more Salbutamol inhalers and PEDs bottles than anyone else?

Sustainability Champions

They strip naked and go into a converted shower room where salbutamol is gassed into them in an ecologically sound manner. Jurgen learnt this method from his uncle who said he worked in the German equivalent of Butlins before retiring to Argentina.

 

[EverTheOptimist]

They strip naked and go into a converted shower room where salbutamol is gassed into them in an ecologically sound manner. Jurgen learnt this method from his uncle who said he worked in the German equivalent of Butlins before retiring to Argentina.

Are you Jimmy Carr by any chance?