My mum was born in Southport, that may explain it.
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tommye
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I think that's more a choose chilli sauce today instead of HP kind of thing.
Not a spitroast your mum while dad helps kind of thing.
Just to be clear I originally meant, would @Toast rather guide his mum into his dad. Not his dad guide Toast into his mum.
I'm not a 'kin pervert.
Just realised what thread this was, back on topic.
Kopites are indeed gobshites.
tommye
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He's Wirral stock. All of the above are options.
Paris
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It's true, I'd happily let your Dad guide me into your Mum.
Diogenes the Cynic
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I don't think it would take much guiding, more like Sully crashing into the Hudson.
But indeed variety is the spice of life, I'd urge everyone to hedge their bets.
Never been with a Mum and Dad, much less my own. That might actually be my limit at last I think. A hot cousin maybe. A second cousin definitely. I've got a hot step sister I wouldn't think twice about.
I once shagged my mates cousin while he was asleep in the same bed passed out drunk which was fun.
That could read one of two ways. One more sinister than the other.
tommye
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He defo did the sinister one. DEFO
Diogenes the Cynic
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Oh no she was wide awake and fully active and agreeable. In fact she was surprisingly enthusiastic about being kinky in front of her kin.
I'm hoping for the "nicer" one.
Diogenes the Cynic
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It wasn't sinister at all. Even when I was bouncing the bed trying to wake my mate up.
Who's mums pegging their dad again?