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Old soppy John Aldridge’s ramblings in the Mirror aged well



Mate of mine told me last night they are missing a striker ….. honestly. How many options do they want ?Agent Nunez
But these clowns and their comments, they really don't see the irony of some of the things they come out with. Like 'I'm never gonna watch another pen in my life'. Well, lad, I've got news for you, you get at least one in nearly every game.
And 'the hate Darwen is gonna get tomorrow' - out of the mouth of one of Der best supporters in Der world, we stick together...yada yada! Nunez didn't have too long to wait for the 'hate' as it was pretty instant and spontaneous.
What’s he said about last night ?? I can guess they were cheated in some way ??Old soppy John Aldridge’s ramblings in the Mirror aged well
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There is much weeping and g nashing of teeth today from our friends across the parkOnly just seen how the match ended up last night
The delicious irony of them going out on penalties of all things is brilliant haha.

There has to be a Heather Mills joke here about losing the second leg … but it won’t be me making it
Don’t worry he thinks they play tonight.Old soppy John Aldridge’s ramblings in the Mirror aged well
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I had a kopite mate in a game Salah didn’t score this season. Saying he is a good player but not world class he doesn’t do enough there all delusional.Yes, he's a one off. Incredible player.
But they'll get a Suarez from somewhere. Unfortunately.
They'll sign Maupay and he'll score 30 next season.I had a kopite mate in a game Salah didn’t score this season. Saying he is a good player but not world class he doesn’t do enough there all delusional.
Slot is asking for one mate, the cryarse blert. He suits the mutants to a tee, as bad as shippmann ever was.Do they get a trophy for winning the league stage?
Probably about taking the pens in front of the French fans.What’s he said about last night ?? I can guess they were cheated in some way ??
Be thankful you're not a kopite. You'd wake up full of (rhymes with kite).Went to bed full of cold as extra time started, woke up full of mucus but delighted to see what has occurred.
The consensus on RAWK last night was: "Yeah he's a special player, but do we really think having a 33/34/35 year old striker leading the line for the next 3 seasons is a great idea.I had a kopite mate in a game Salah didn’t score this season. Saying he is a good player but not world class he doesn’t do enough there all delusional.