Who is new Liverpool signing Chiesa and why is the fee £10m?
The next time you have to engage with some RS mutant, this is how it will go.
Mutant= 'I have been talking about this lad for months now'.
You= Smiling, and thinking 'No you haven't, you have never mentioned him at all'.
Mutant= ' Frederico (his new bezzie) is the signing of da season'
You= Continuing to smile and nod, thinking 'What a deluded bell-end you are'
Mutant= 'Arnie ( another new bezzie) could get us the quad dis year'
You= at the end of you tether, but still smiling, ' You have a season ticket then?'
Mutant= With Beacon cheeks, wanders off mumbling incoherently under his breath.